Comeback_King Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Overall NHL94 rating... 52 63! you're a motherfluckin' Tony Twist! haha just kiddin' America, fluck yeah! That was one dumb but funny video I watched on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriGuy20 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Bronze league roller hockey - so I compare myself to the league teammates Number - 20 Position - RW/LW Handedness - Left Weight - 185. Trying to get this down again (was as low as 165) Speed - 3. Getting better. Might change this when I get new wheels. Agility - 4 - better than my top speed Off.Awareness - 5. Getting the hang of it. Def.Awareness - 3. Good PK, good shot blocker, OK at stick checks Shot Power - 2. No slappers, but my wrist shot isn't bad Shot Accuracy - 4 - Can't get it top shelf but the accuracy low is getting better. Checking - 0. No checking in my league. Fighting - 0. No fighting Stick Handling - 3. Getting better Endurance - 5. I don't get gassed as long as we have 2 full forward lines Roughness - 1. Most of my penalties are bench minors or cracking the playing surface Passing - 3. Good accuracy, no saucer passes yet. Aggressiveness - 2. Is this actually in NHL 94? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedWingDevil Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Position - G Handedness - Right glove hand Weight - 73.5 kgs - What can I say? I'm the hobbit to Terreri, Billington and Essensa's dwarves Speed - 3 With some training, I may actually skate well... Agility - 4 Same thing above. That may result from training. Off.Awareness - 3 More often than not, I'd throw away the puck more than pass it. Def.Awareness - 4 For the most part, pretty good, but I may miss some shots Puck Control - 4 Rebounds will happen, but I'll get them all Fighting - 2 Only when there's a grand melee I don't want to miss out. And even then, I'll hit guys in the gut if they're taller than me Stick Right - 3 I need a bit of elasticity for that one Stick Left - 4 Strongest side with the stick. I can do things with it if I stretch out my pads Glove Right - 5 I'll catch or bat down any shot going my way Glove Left - 4 I'd need some soccer acrobatics for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fank009 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 If i played ice hockey Position - F Handedness - Right Weight - 160 Speed - 4 Agility - 4. I like to think my balance is pretty decent Off.Awareness - 6. offence is the only way ive played Def.Awareness - 3. All offence means not much defence... Cant Shot Power - 2 Checking - 2 Fighting - 2 Stick Handling - 4. Deeefinitely a weak point in my game. Shooting Accuracy - 4 Endurance - 1. Baaaad cardio Roughness - 5 what i lack in size i make up for in aggression Passing - 4 Aggressiveness - 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smozoma Posted December 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 bump.. in case no one has seen this thread this year and wants to add to it or update Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_lizhot Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Position - D Handedness - Left Weight - 215 Speed - 2 Agility - 2 Off.Awareness - 3 Def.Awareness - 4 Shot Power - 5 Checking - 5 Fighting - 4 Stick Handling - 2 Shooting Accuracy - 2 Endurance - 3 Roughness - 5 Passing - 3 Aggressiveness - 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingraph Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 From my street hockey days: Position - F Handedness - Right Weight - 225 (205 playing weight) Speed - 4 Agility - 2 (skating not my best quality) Off.Awareness - 3 Def.Awareness - 3 Shot Power - 3 (at 6'2, should be better, but I could never truly master the art of the slapshot) Checking - 1 (No checking, but one time my "friend" slammed into the fence behind the net. Fighting - 0 (never dropped the gloves in a game) Stick Handling - 4 pretty good, used to use the "move": drag the puck behind me, pass through my legs, past the defender for a great scoring chance. Though, I'd probably be annihilated with that move if we checked. Shooting Accuracy - 5 (my greatest strength -- I rarely miss the target on my wristers) Endurance - 1 (5 during playing days -- last one to leave) Roughness - 2 Passing - 4 (goes along with shooting accuracy) Aggressiveness - 2 Overall: 63 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kupuck19 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Position - F Handedness - LEFT Weight - 225 IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED Speed - 4 I CAN GO FAST Agility - 2 BUT DAMN AM I LAZY Off.Awareness - 5 I KNOW WHERE TO GO Def.Awareness - 4 I TRAPON Shot Power - 5 COACH ALWAYS TOLD ME IN HIGH SCHOOL I HAVE A CANNON BUT TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHING W IT Checking - 5 I LIVE FOR THE CORNERS KEEP UR HEAD UP OR BE GAY Fighting - 3 COME AT ME BRO Stick Handling - 5 I GOT DANGLES Shooting Accuracy - 4 PRETTY SOLID Endurance - 1 lazzzzy Roughness - 6 I've stopped enough plays scott stevens style in youth hockey Passing - 4 it's iight Aggressiveness - 6 GOON IT UP Overall: IDK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smozoma Posted December 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 One change... Someone figured out that what we've been calling "aggressiveness" is actually "shoot/pass bias." I.e, if the stat is a 6, the player scores lots of goals, but doesn't get many assists. If the stat is 0, the player gets loads of assists (even if he gets lots of assists..). Gretzky, Lemieux, and Oates all had 0 bias, because they got loads of assists (even though they also got quite a few goals..). Gartner had a 5, Bure and Hull had 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiddz Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 As a forward for my ball hockey team, I'm a solid 2nd line winger. Jersey # - 84 Position - F (usually a LW) Handedness - Left Weight - 156. Ya, I'm a small dude. Speed - 4. Got some wheels, just not the leg span. Agility - 5. Good balance staying on my feet, moving, adapting, and pivoting. Off.Awareness - 5. Always looking for offense and seeing the play. Def.Awareness - 4. Keep my player in check up high, and smart on the PK. Shot Power - 3. Not much for power, I stick to wristers/dekes. Checking - 3. Get bumped around sure, but never backing down & holding my ground. Fighting - 0. Banned in the league. Stick Handling - 4. A couple good and creative moves to get by & score. Shooting Accuracy - 4. Just put it on net! Endurance - 4. Good shape, usually tired but not exhausted. Roughness Pass/Shot Bias - 3. Pretty even bias, I'll look for a pass first but will shoot on a chance. Passing - 4. More assist then goals, pretty good at feeding an open man. Aggressiveness - 2. Taken a few penalties for battles and retaliating. Overall - 82 I'm also the back-up goaltender for my team when the #1 can't make it to our games. Also a regular floor & street hockey goalie. Jersey # - 00 Position - G Handedness - Left Weight - 156. I'm 5'7, so I don't take up a lot of net like a Pekka Rinne. Speed - 4. Solid in moving around the crease. Agility - 5. Style of Hasek & Thomas in net; I make some desperate/crazy saves lol. Off.Awareness - 5. I love playing the puck out of crease & passing it up. Def.Awareness - 4. Rare mental lapses, anticipating the play and shot. Puck Control - 4. Experienced handing the puck, can get me in trouble sometimes though. Glove Hand - Lefty. Stick Right - 4. Right-handed stick in net, good on low, right shots. Stick Left - 3. Average on low shots on my glove side, not my favored leg. Glove Right - 4. Blocker is alright, can get beat on angles. Glove Left - 5. Quick glove for hockey & from playing baseball, which helped. Overall - 74 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruePensFan1981 Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 Rather than saying stick right/left or glove right/left, I'll just say high/low.Position - GNumber - 39Glove hand - LeftStick hand - RightWeight - 212Speed: 4Agility: 5Off Awareness: 6 (play puck and pass like Barrasso)Def Awareness: 6 (my awareness/positioning leads to saves with the chest)Puck Control: 6 (no 5-hole goals and excellent rebound control)Stick low: 6 (unbeatable on low shots)Stick high: 4 (not bad, but if you time your shot right...)Glove low: 6 (forget about low shots)Glove high: 5 (you'll need a darn good shot)My style of goaltending can best be described as this: stop the puck. I can do the Hasek-like acrobatics when necessary, but those are usually for scrambles in front of the net. For the most part, I play a positional game and play like Brodeur or Belfour in style. The Fuhr-like kick saves or Hasek-like sprawling are only used when necessary. My game is generally about strong positioning, lateral movement and giving the shooter very little to shoot at. The closer one comes to my crease, the more Hasek-like it can be as pucks bounce around and whatnot. Although I do make saves while on my knees, I do not slide around on my knees like Marc-Andre Fleury does in the butterfly. I more or less get back up or make slight sliding movements to make the quick second save and then get back up again. For example, think of Brodeur/Belfour/Bryzgalov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallywojo Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 This is from my years of inline hockey (with ball, no puck) Jersey # - 55 ( When I started people said I was built like Daze so i used his number)Position - F (usually C since i took the faceoffs)Handedness - RightWeight - 225Speed - 4 In the moment of playing I am pretty fast and win most chases to the ball, but just racing forget it. Agility - 2. I'm 6'6" and all arms and legs.Off.Awareness - 3. Average I would say for a forward.Def.Awareness - 5. Regardless of what sport I play I take a lot of pride in playing defense. Pretty good back checker and use my reach well for poke-check and stick-checks.Shot Power - 2. Little shot power for me. I want to take wristers when i can but mostly looking to pass.Checking - 0. We had to play the ball.Fighting - 0. Not allowedStick Handling - 4. Decent and this is a good way to take advantage of my height.Shooting Accuracy - 3. For some reason I can hit 5 hole all day through Ds legs but can't hit top shelf for the life of me.Endurance - 2. In terrible shape.Roughness Pass/Shot Bias - 5. Pretty heavy on pass. Passing - 4. I think my vision is one of best assets so I am more looking to set up others.Aggressiveness - 0. I'm a perennial Lady Byng candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjay93 Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 My NHL 94 stats: Name: Slappy McAsshammer Number: 93 Position: F Hand: Right Weight: 188 Speed: 2 (I was a craptastic skater, but I was perfectly fleh at top speed) Agility: 1 (Randy Wood without the afterburners) Off Aware: 3 (I either knew where to go or I didnt) Def Aware: 4 (I'm aware, doesnt mean I was awesome at it though) Short Power: 3 (When I got into one, it had something behind it) Shot Acc: 3 (I capitalized on a lot of my shots) Stick Handling: 3 (My lack of skating really made some of my moves worthless) Checking: 2 (skating hindered my ability to use the body well) Endurance: 5 (had to ironman some games) Passing: 4 (It was typically best for me to dish it off, which I could) Pass/Shot Bias: 5 (More Gilmour than Andreychuk) Aggressiveness: 4 (I had a bad attitude when provoked) My Fifa '94 stats Jersey # - 93 Position - MidfieldFootness - RightWeight - 188. Im a fatty for a midfielder.Speed - 5 (I got plenty of top speed)Agility - 4 (Agile enough, but not extremely so)Off.Awareness - 2. (Offense? I dont really know WTF is going on up there)Def.Awareness - 5. (Most people are lazy and want to score, I pick up there slack)Shot Power - 6 (The Al Iafrate of the league)Checking - 5. (I've put more people on their ass in soccer than hockey)Fighting - 6 (The stereotype is true, most soccer players are little biatches, I get 6 by default)Footwork- 4 (I work the cycle and corners like Joe Thornton, not flashy, but effective)Shooting Accuracy - 2 (Hitting the net is optional in my book)Endurance - 5 (A Box to Box type of midfielder)Roughness Pass/Shot Bias - 4 (Prefer to pass, but if I get a chance to rip one, get outta the way)Passing - 5 (I have the full arsenal of passes available at my disposal)Aggressiveness - 4 (I'm cool and relaxed until provoked. Then I become a monster) Lesson to take away from this: pick me for your soccer team, not your hockey team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfMANhalfDONUT Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Number - 47 Position - D Handedness - RightWeight - 196 Speed - 3 -- I can be quick in bursts, but not for an extended periodAgility - 4 -- Skating is probably my strongest suitOff.Awareness - 3 -- While I can score both in D and F, I'm not as big on itDef.Awareness - 5 -- It's where I've always played!Shot Power - 2 -- I'm more of a wrister than slapperChecking - 4 -- Not a big hitter, but a definite disruptorFighting - 2 -- I don't do it often, but it's happened.Stick Handling - 2 -- Yeah, not great. Shooting Accuracy - 2 -- My wristers are almost always on target, slappers not at all.Endurance - 2 -- I sit at a desk too much..Roughness - 4Passing - 3 -- Pretty similar to shooting, my passes are wristasticPass/shoot Bias - 1 -- I'll feed you! I'm not sure how to calculate the overall from that, but it's probably like 59. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seano7302 Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 If i played ice hockey Position - F Handedness - Right Weight - 160 Speed - 4 Agility - 4. I like to think my balance is pretty decent Off.Awareness - 6. offence is the only way ive played Def.Awareness - 3. All offence means not much defence... Cant Shot Power - 2 Checking - 2 Fighting - 2 Stick Handling - 4. Deeefinitely a weak point in my game. Shooting Accuracy - 4 Endurance - 1. Baaaad cardio Roughness - 5 what i lack in size i make up for in aggression Passing - 4 Aggressiveness - 5. My real hockey ratings (To scale of an NHL player)Ps just quoted to see ratings Position- F Weight- 105 Speed- 3 or 4 Agility- 4 OA- 5 DA -2 Shot P- 4 Shot A- 5 Checking- 4 Roughness- 3 Endurance- 2 Passing- 3 Stick Handling- 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidswasted Posted June 7, 2020 Report Share Posted June 7, 2020 I came across this and thought I'd take a poke at it. This is based on my dek hockey 'career'. Ice would probably be a bit worse but not awful. Position - D Handedness - Right Weight - 200 Speed - 5. I could keep up with the forwards and still race back before almost anyone could beat me back in my own zone. Agility - 4. I can bob and weave for sure. Off.Awareness - 3. I care more about defense but can score when I want to. Def.Awareness - 6. I've saved slapshots when my goalie was out of position and even dove headfirst a few times(dek hockey, not ice). Shot Power - 5. I've broken a kid's nose once off a face off with my slapper. Checking - 3. No check league but I could knock someone on their ass. Fighting - 0. Fighting's saved for the parking lot(jk) Stick Handling - 3. I could be better with this but I'd say I'm average Shooting Accuracy - 5. "Top shelf where mama puts the peanut butter and I hide the porn!" Endurance - 2. Keep that inhaler nearby. Roughness - 3. See Checking above Passing - 5. Very underrated passer. Aggressiveness - 6. I'm Irish. Nuff said. Overall: help? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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