Just another Covid-19 public service announcement: Alcohol, NHL94, and Tattoos Don't Mix.
Spring...1994. Deep-into-the-night-NHL 94-tourney with the boys. End of the 2nd period, game 7, for the cup, down 10 goals...
All your friends watching: You're gonna lose by 18
You: channel your inner Herb Brooks and pull of the biggest miracle on ice.
------------------many years later--------------
Present day NHL 94 tourney...: Someone's chirpin' you 'bout how you can't play manual goalie good anymore.
You: Smile and remember that magical night back in the Spring of 94. Drink your 12th beer and make plans to get a tattoo on your a$$ of Herb Brooks yelling and NHL 94 Jeremy Roenick taking the winning slapper where the goal is on your a$$hole to commemorate your miracle on ice.
Tattoo artist after hearing your request: (crickets)