How to be a hokkeefan: The Really Missing Manual
Step 1: see above comment
Step 2: While playing games, abrupty hit the pause button for no apparent reason-go back into the game as abruptly as you paused it
Step 3: Announce to your opponents that you're taking a smoke break approximately every 8 minutes; make sure you're gone for at least 15
Step 4: Immediately after aforementioned drunken rant, respond to your own post within one minute-shortly after that, delete original drunken, ranting post;replace with
Step 5: Ask an NHL 94 member for a game and disappear
Step 6: Create multiple alter-egos, get on the message board and talk about what a good guy you are
*This is by no means a comprehensive guide on how to be a hokkeefan, so feel free to amend this manual!!!!