Since I got screwed over as a child, I am not an average skater and i don't play ice hockey.
But i'll do this anyways . . .
Position: LD/RD/LW/C/RW (Offensive Defenseman or Defensive Forward)
Weight: -2 (130)
Handedness: Righty
Speed: 5 - fastest hybrid around
Agility: 5 - can take out a(n) grown obese man
Off. Awareness: 3
Def. Awareness: 3
Shot Power: 3 - my shot won't kill you
Checking: 3 - i'm weak
Fighting: hell yes
Stickhandling: 2 - what's that?
Shot Accuracy: 3 - where daddy hides his porno
Endurance: 2 - get tired way too easily
Roughness: 5 - on a good day
Passing: 4 - honest
Aggression: 5