11.15, Quebec selects F Andrei Lomakin.

10.7, Quebec selects D Jeff Norton.

9.15, Quebec selects F Shayne Corson.

8.7, Quebec selects D Dave Babych.

7.15, Quebec selects F Tony Granato.

6.7, Quebec selects F Thomas Steen.

5.15, Quebec selects F Kirk Muller.

4.7, Quebec takes D Doug Bodger

2.7, Quebec takes D Scott Stevens

1.15, Quebec takes Alex Mogilny

Quebec wins GENS C. Write it down. IN PEN.

Happy birthday, Wittgenstein! One of the top 5 awesomest 94ers evar !

Loving the talent disparity in this league. You've got guys like AJ, kgman, Frey and Carse...and then you've got me . Should be a fun time.

Put hokkee in a room containing only an unlimited supply of booze and a computer, then get him a blog. That should entertain you bastards.

After taking much thought (testing) on the matter, I have come to a decision:

Edmonton Oilers

You realize we are drafting our teams, correct?

canadiens

And with that, there goes all hope of the Nords taking the battle of Quebec.

Les Nords, si vous plaites!

Sault Ste Louis Blues

Chi-town Blackhawks

Kaybeq Nordiques

Dolla Stars

DALLAS

BUFFALO

OTTAWA

CALGARY

HC Sigulda

G: Granny Fuhr (Buffablow)

LD: Jenny Suter (Flamers)

RD: Marlee Tinordi (Doll ass)

LW: Alice Mogilny (Buffablow)

C: Michelle Modano (Doll ass)

RW: Gerry Roberts (Flamers)

G2: Patty Sidorkwicz (Pottawa)

Waterboy Waterperson: Sylvia Turgeon (Pottawa)

Your joking is poor at best.

Tubahero's yoga lessons

EDIT: Oh. I suck. Right. Gotcha.

If I'm not mistaken...that hunnert is mine, son! Probably the only thing I'll win this season...

Meh, kinda saw that one coming. The dude is going to have to come to my house to play his Blitz playoff games, after all .

Look around you, fellow 94ers, at this lovely website you are a part of. Look at these leagues, these hacked ROMs, these personalities, these other awesome things that I cannot think of because I don't feel like thinking. This was only possible because one man gave us a place for all this to converge. The man I am talking of is, of course, Evan himself. Today is his birthday. So, Mr. Evan,

HAVE A KICKASS HELLA DOPE HIP FLY FRESH 32ND!

I don't even internet-know you, but I do internet-recognize you. So I believe that's enough for me to be able to wish you a happy birthday, good sir.

This is the only 94 related event I'll ever win. Hell yes I'll come back to defend my title .

HC Sigulda (DEFENDING CHAMPS!!!):

LW: Alexander Mogilny (BUF)

C: Valeri Kamensky (QUE)

RW: Petr Klima (EDM)

LD: Zarley "Tim" Zalapski (HAR)

RD: Rob Blake (LA)

G1: Tommy Soderstrom (PHI)

G2: Arturs "HELL YES I'M LATVIAN b***h!" Irbe (SJ)

Waterboy: Chris Kontos (TB)