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A letter to Shaftman


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Dear Shaftman,

Please, I beg of you, do not win any games with Detroit in GENS C. Great rewards will come your way if you succeed on this mission.

Yours truly,

TubaHero

replace Shaftman -> Vocally Caged

replace Detroit -> Winnipeg

replace GENS C -> GENS A

replace TubaHero -> smozoma

send to: Vocally Caged

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on the subject of bribery;

LETTER 1

Yo everyone who's running classic:

CAN WE HAVE THE CROSSOVER RULE IN GENS B?

Great rewards will come your way if you succeed on this mission.

LETTER 2

Dear Shaftman nationals1, dcicon5148, and kupuck19,

Please, I beg of you, do not win any games with Detroit your teams in GENS C. Great rewards will come your way if you succeed on this mission.

Yours truly,

TubaHero IQ25Boogiers

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gotta give it to tuba...very funny thread he started.

CAN WE HAVE THE CROSSOVER RULE IN GENS B?

sorry but there won't be any crossover rule for playoffs.

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Dear Tuba hero,

It is highly Unlikely that anyone would lose 13 straight games.

However, In the likely event where I win at least 1 more game, I have a feeling un earthly forces will come into play and you'll make the playoffs.

P.S

If those Mystical forces fail, I charge 10$ per thrown game.

Please send cash or money order to:

Shaftman

742 Evergreen Terrace

Quahog Long Island, 11776

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However, In the likely event where I win at least 1 more game, I have a feeling un earthly forces will come into play and you'll make the playoffs.

I'm assuming you mean DNPs...which work as well, I suppose. If not...

Please send cash or money order to:

Shaftman

742 Evergreen Terrace

Quahog Long Island, 11776

Done, done aaaaaaaaaaaand done :anger:

BTW, I've forgot to mention this before, but Halifax...I live across the street from McRae. Scary guy.

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Dear Shaftman,

Please, I beg of you, do not win any games with Detroit in GENS C. Great rewards will come your way if you succeed on this mission.

Yours truly,

TubaHero

how desperate can you get man?

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sorry but there won't be any crossover rule for playoffs.

awwww cmon I'm 11-4 against the East Division!

*hoping for FF's and DNP's* :D

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BTW, I've forgot to mention this before, but Halifax...I live across the street from McRae. Scary guy.

That's wicked! Basil was an awesome 50 goal scorer.

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Dear Tuba hero,

It is highly Unlikely that anyone would lose 13 straight games.

However, In the likely event where I win at least 1 more game, I have a feeling un earthly forces will come into play and you'll make the playoffs.

P.S

If those Mystical forces fail, I charge 10$ per thrown game.

Please send cash or money order to:

Shaftman

742 Evergreen Terrace

Quahog Long Island, 11776

Tuba if you want him to lose 13 straight games, I would be more than happy to take the place of the owners remaining on his schedule and deliver that to you.

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Tuba if you want him to lose 13 straight games, I would be more than happy to take the place of the owners remaining on his schedule and deliver that to you.

too late

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Tuba if you want him to lose 13 straight games, I would be more than happy to take the place of the owners remaining on his schedule and deliver that to you.

Keep dreaming. I'd like to see you reach a deadline. Nevermind win a game.

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