Zalex Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 WARNING : The following is meant for entertaining purpose only. Nothing is this topic should be taken seriously so MODS DONT EDIT. Viewer discretion is advised. Are you looking for a job that pays well ? Tired of cheering for a sh*tty NHL team that cant win 35 games in a row ? Have you ever gay ? If you answered yes to at least one of the questions, then I got a solution for you. In order to make money and to be part of a top class NHL organization we simply have to buy our own NHL team and make it successful ourselves. Everyone on the forum would occupy a job that suits him well in order to build the best team ever in the NHL. Here's the list of jobs that suit the members best: Owner: Evan Because, Evan owns NHL94.com (worth estimated $600 million) so he got all the money needed to buy a NHL Franchise. President : Jeremy Roenick Because, it's not so much me, as it is Roenick he’s good(Hes about to do his thing with the thing). GM : Zalex Because, I have the smallest dick on the forum, and everyone knows that NHL GMs have small dicks(until Ray Emery becomes a GM, see NHL Trivia Madness). Assistant GM : Sebe Because, his dick isn’t THAT small. Coach : Habs Because he has a bipolar personality, he would change lines every 2mins like every normal coach does. Assistant Coach : Carse Because, Assistant coaches always whine to refs after a lost. National Anthem Singer: Bono (Boknows not the real Bono) Because when someone is named Bono, you know he can sing dam well. Goal Announcer: Freydey Because we all heard how great his voice can be when he yells (see Ga Tribute). Security : Halifax, Chaos, Shaftman, Icestorm Because, all our forum mods got the experience needed. They know how to deal with waffles thrower. Ice Girls : FPB, Houli, Nationals, SunGod Because there are no women on the forum, I had to choose the guys with the biggest boobs. Trainers : Dickon, Matthurray, Metzgerism, Vocally Because their boobs size didn’t meet the min. requirement to be an ice girl. Mascot : Tacoman Because, you won't need to tell the mascot to STFU. A mascot will always remain silent. (Anybody Home?). Scout (North America) : Angryjay Because he challenges every prospect to a Bof7 of NHL94, and if he gets beat, he then judge the youngsters to be NHL Material. Scout (Europe): SWOS Because Angryjay is too lagolas to play prospects from Europe. Team Doctor : Smozoma Because, that guy can fix anything, from a corrupt game file to a broken finger stuck in the coach’s ass. Zamboni Driver: Mav Because, after forfeting in the first intermission, to a 0-1 deficit, Mav found a way to stay on the ice by being the zamboni driver. Video Editor: Jesus Because, in order to show the crowd the most exciting videos, there’s no question Jesus is the man. He proved his skills before(see ).Beer Seller: Hokkey Actually Hokkey refused the job in order to stay sober. Janitor: Wags Because, at 52 years old, Penguins Fan and Big Mac eater, he got the perfect profile for the job. Scalper(and drug dealer) : DonnyBrook Because we all know Donny sells drugs. Waterboy : Orangeblack Because, anything else than putting water ( A ) in bottle ( B ) would be too hard for him to understand. Lets do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcicon5148 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Simply Awesomeness! GA GA GA GA GA GA GA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangeblack92 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I went to private school and I currently go to college, did you do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zalex Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 (edited) I went to private school and I currently go to college, did you do that? Someone didnt read the warning. Oh and Im at university right now. Does that mean im not stupid ? Not at all. Edited January 4, 2011 by Zalex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthurray Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I went to private school and I currently go to college, did you do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louie14 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 (edited) I went to private school Going to private school is more representative of how much money your parents have than how smart you are. Edited January 4, 2011 by Louie14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangeblack92 Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Zalex: I was joking as well, all in good fun I know, I am not a complete stiff. Matthurray: Good one Louie: Very True, there were some total idiots in my grade, but my parents stuggled to pay my tuition evey semester and I am not in the least bit rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HABS Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 LOLOLOLOLOLO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freydey Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 i can't believe hokke isnt the official msacott O_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freydey Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Someone didnt read the warning. Oh and Im at university right now. Does that mean im not stupid ? Not at all. hahahahahaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carse Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 for hokkee to not have his hand in the management/trading of the roster is a damn shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Russian Rocket Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 for hokkee to not have his hand in the management/trading of the roster is a damn shame There's someone who can't wait to be traded for a six pack of Budweiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kupuck19 Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Have you ever gay ? GM : Zalex Because, I have the smallest dick on the forum, and everyone knows that NHL GMs have small dicks(until Ray Emery becomes a GM, see NHL Trivia Madness). Ice Girls : FPB, Houli, Nationals, SunGod Because there are no women on the forum, I had to choose the guys with the biggest boobs. Zamboni Driver: Mav Because, after forfeting in the first intermission, to a 0-1 deficit, Mav found a way to stay on the ice by being the zamboni driver. Beer Seller: Hokkey Actually Hokkey refused the job in order to stay sober. Janitor: Wags Because, at 52 years old, Penguins Fan and Big Mac eater, he got the perfect profile for the job. Scalper(and drug dealer) : DonnyBrook Because we all know Donny sells drugs. Waterboy : Orangeblack Because, anything else than putting water ( A ) in bottle ( B ) would be too hard for him to understand. GOLD WORTH 7 MONTH OLD BUMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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