Tickenest Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 The two teams are lined up at center ice for the face-off to begin overtime. The referee drops the puck. > win faceoff Your center successfully pulls the puck back and it goes all the way to your goalkeeper, who controls the puck. > pass to right defenseman Your goalkeeper passes the puck to your right defenseman, who handles it cleanly. Your right winger is ahead of you, and your left defenseman is to your left. The opposing center is charging towards you quickly from center ice. The opposing center is almost upon you. > pass to right winger You get the pass off just before the opposing center flattens your right defenseman. Your right winger handles the puck cleanly at the red line. Your center is skating up the center of the ice a couple of strides behind your right winger. The opposing left winger is closing in on your right winger from his own defensive zone. The opposing defensemen are in position in their defensive zone. > skate forward Your right winger skates ahead and leaves the opposing left winger behind. Your right winger enters the offensive zone a couple of strides ahead of your center. Your left defenseman is trailing the play and your right defenseman has reached his own blue line while the opposing left defenseman closes in your right winger. > skate forward Your right winger skates past the opposing left defenseman as the opposing left defenseman takes a poor angle. Your right winger has almost reached the goal line. Your center is charging towards the net while your left defenseman quickly approaches the blue line and your right defenseman crosses the red line. The opposing right defenseman has hooked your left winger. > pass to center for one-timer Your right winger inexplicably passes the puck to your left defenseman, whose one-timer hits your center in the back of the head and sends him to the ice in a heap. The opposing center skates back on defense and claims the loose puck. Your left defenseman is out of position while your right defenseman crosses the blue line. > check center with right defenseman Your right defenseman's momentum carries him way past the opposing center. Your defensemen are out of position. The opposing center crosses the red line with the puck. Your defensemen are just turning around to chase him. > check center with defenseman Your defensemen are out of position. The opposing center crosses your blue line with the puck. Your defensemen are several strides behind. > control goalkeeper You take control of the goalkeeper. The opposing center appears to be favoring his left side as he skates towards your net. > dive right at opposing center Your goalkeeper dives right at the opposing center, but the opposing center swerves to his right and dodges your goalkeeper's dive. The opposing center has an empty net in front of him. Your defensemen are just crossing your own blue line. > smash buttons frantically I don't understand you. Please rephrase your request. > swear aloud I don't understand you. Please rephrase your request. The opposing center shoots the puck into your net. Your team loses the game. > throw controller at wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeroen Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 hahahaha...now that would be cool An old fashion text adventure of NHL 94!!! Just like the good old Commodore 64 period Shoot Shoot what? Shoot puck You don't have a puck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoolyardpuck Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 b***h slap wayne There are no bitches here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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