deadmeow Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 I am starting an NHL'94 bad guy league. You must have killed at 6 people or more in your lifetime or at least gotten 2 D's or more on a report card. Among the 2006 invitation list: Adolf Hitler - Ok he is in the top 3 of bad guys, and Austrians are good at hockey. Stalin - Like Hitler he is dead, but at least his body is preserved, wait no that is Lenin. George Bush Jr - He brought a new form of democracy to Iraq in which 60 people a day die. Bad guy for sure. Genghis Khan - Ruthless and brutal. Tony Blair - A croney of George Bush, not as bad, but just as stupid for following Bush on his moron mission for pretend WMD. Ariel Sharon - accused of war crimes in the West Bank and Lebanon, but now on life support. Osama Bin Laden - I am sure he hauls a Sega Genesis around with that dialysis machine of his. Bill O'Reilly - When he's not talking dirty on the phone, he is playing with his Genesis (or something else maybe). Geraldo Rivera - Phoney like Bill O'Rielly, but at least he is entertaining. Rush Limbaugh - Maybe those viagra will help his NHL'94 game. Ann Coulter - Hot looking Nazi chick, who cares if she can play NHL'94 Jerry Springer - his audiences have a combined IQ of 1, but can he play NHL'94? Charles Manson - Can't you see Manson and Springer playing in teammate mode? "Great shot Charlie!" Brian Gumbell - Can't you imagine Manson and Gumbell arguing about who is going to be the "home and away" team Ted Bundy - Okay so the electric chain may have slowed his NHL'94 reflexes, so what. Mariah Carey - the latest no talent pop star I could care less about on my Yahoo homepage, is she NHL'94 material?? We have a contract from the Outdoorlife Network, games will be shown tape delay right after the highly rated Eskimo Ice fishing show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveyzerman Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Nice list there Deadmeow, I got 6 D's on my report card, lol and 13 D's on a report card a few years back. Though I havent killed 6 people yet, lol. I hate George Bush, heck I even dedicated a site about bush http://www.bushisgay.tk/ and a forum http://bushisgay.forumup.com/index.php?mforum=bushisgay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandDragon11 Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 I am starting an NHL'94 bad guy league. You must have killed at 6 people or more in your lifetime or at least gotten 2 D's or more on a report card.Among the 2006 invitation list: Adolf Hitler - Ok he is in the top 3 of bad guys, and Austrians are good at hockey. Stalin - Like Hitler he is dead, but at least his body is preserved, wait no that is Lenin. George Bush Jr - He brought a new form of democracy to Iraq in which 60 people a day die. Bad guy for sure. Genghis Khan - Ruthless and brutal. Tony Blair - A croney of George Bush, not as bad, but just as stupid for following Bush on his moron mission for pretend WMD. Ariel Sharon - accused of war crimes in the West Bank and Lebanon, but now on life support. Osama Bin Laden - I am sure he hauls a Sega Genesis around with that dialysis machine of his. Bill O'Reilly - When he's not talking dirty on the phone, he is playing with his Genesis (or something else maybe). Geraldo Rivera - Phoney like Bill O'Rielly, but at least he is entertaining. Rush Limbaugh - Maybe those viagra will help his NHL'94 game. Ann Coulter - Hot looking Nazi chick, who cares if she can play NHL'94 Jerry Springer - his audiences have a combined IQ of 1, but can he play NHL'94? Charles Manson - Can't you see Manson and Springer playing in teammate mode? "Great shot Charlie!" Brian Gumbell - Can't you imagine Manson and Gumbell arguing about who is going to be the "home and away" team Ted Bundy - Okay so the electric chain may have slowed his NHL'94 reflexes, so what. Mariah Carey - the latest no talent pop star I could care less about on my Yahoo homepage, is she NHL'94 material?? We have a contract from the Outdoorlife Network, games will be shown tape delay right after the highly rated Eskimo Ice fishing show. Hi dead! Did you actually finish a league this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cr0ssbar94 Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 I am starting an NHL'94 bad guy league. You must have killed at 6 people or more in your lifetime or at least gotten 2 D's or more on a report card.Among the 2006 invitation list: Adolf Hitler - Ok he is in the top 3 of bad guys, and Austrians are good at hockey. Stalin - Like Hitler he is dead, but at least his body is preserved, wait no that is Lenin. George Bush Jr - He brought a new form of democracy to Iraq in which 60 people a day die. Bad guy for sure. Genghis Khan - Ruthless and brutal. Tony Blair - A croney of George Bush, not as bad, but just as stupid for following Bush on his moron mission for pretend WMD. Ariel Sharon - accused of war crimes in the West Bank and Lebanon, but now on life support. Osama Bin Laden - I am sure he hauls a Sega Genesis around with that dialysis machine of his. Bill O'Reilly - When he's not talking dirty on the phone, he is playing with his Genesis (or something else maybe). Geraldo Rivera - Phoney like Bill O'Rielly, but at least he is entertaining. Rush Limbaugh - Maybe those viagra will help his NHL'94 game. Ann Coulter - Hot looking Nazi chick, who cares if she can play NHL'94 Jerry Springer - his audiences have a combined IQ of 1, but can he play NHL'94? Charles Manson - Can't you see Manson and Springer playing in teammate mode? "Great shot Charlie!" Brian Gumbell - Can't you imagine Manson and Gumbell arguing about who is going to be the "home and away" team Ted Bundy - Okay so the electric chain may have slowed his NHL'94 reflexes, so what. Mariah Carey - the latest no talent pop star I could care less about on my Yahoo homepage, is she NHL'94 material?? We have a contract from the Outdoorlife Network, games will be shown tape delay right after the highly rated Eskimo Ice fishing show. Heres my list: Michael Moore John Kerry Bubba Clintoon Ted Kennedy Hitler Stalin Himler Alexander the Great Napoleon Saddam Bin Laden Kim Jong-il Teodoro Obiang Nguema King Abdullah Saparmurat Niyazov cr0ssbar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadmeow Posted July 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Yes, we just finished a league 3 weeks ago. Oh yeah, the one you were just recently asking to join ... "NHL 92 fan here Reliable/low ping/cable connection/been in leagues before lemme know when youre starting up the 92 season again, love to join! This is my fav game!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cr0ssbar94 Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Yes, we just finished a league 3 weeks ago. Oh yeah, the one you were just recently asking to join ..."NHL 92 fan here Reliable/low ping/cable connection/been in leagues before lemme know when youre starting up the 92 season again, love to join! This is my fav game!" Well its good to see your league is finally getting its s**t together. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samhain Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Funny thread haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamKneely Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Remind me...when is that one you ran going to? I seem to have forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cr0ssbar94 Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Remind me...when is that one you ran going to? I seem to have forgotten. Please guy, stop your obsession over me. I'm flattered, but it's getting creepy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamKneely Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 You know you can't live without me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cr0ssbar94 Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 You know you can't live without me. You're obsessed with me. It's plain to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamKneely Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 It's your fault, not mine! You're irresistable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavel Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 you guay or somthing ..................... OK your in my books ............guay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamKneely Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Who wouldn't be guay for crossbar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickenest Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 I think we can add Zinedine Zidane to this list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cr0ssbar94 Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 you guay or somthing ..................... OK your in my books ............guay Mabye not so much "guay" as obsessed and jealous. OK mabye he is a little "guay" too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavel Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 he is bisexual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I am starting an NHL'94 bad guy league. You must have killed at 6 people or more in your lifetime or at least gotten 2 D's or more on a report card.Among the 2006 invitation list: Adolf Hitler - Ok he is in the top 3 of bad guys, and Austrians are good at hockey. Stalin - Like Hitler he is dead, but at least his body is preserved, wait no that is Lenin. George Bush Jr - He brought a new form of democracy to Iraq in which 60 people a day die. Bad guy for sure. Genghis Khan - Ruthless and brutal. Tony Blair - A croney of George Bush, not as bad, but just as stupid for following Bush on his moron mission for pretend WMD. Ariel Sharon - accused of war crimes in the West Bank and Lebanon, but now on life support. Osama Bin Laden - I am sure he hauls a Sega Genesis around with that dialysis machine of his. Charles Manson - Can't you see Manson and Springer playing in teammate mode? "Great shot Charlie!" Ted Bundy - Okay so the electric chain may have slowed his NHL'94 reflexes, so what. We have a contract from the Outdoorlife Network, games will be shown tape delay right after the highly rated Eskimo Ice fishing show. I'll take these ones on the list. Don't get me wrong, the right wingers one the list are morons, but I don't equate them with leaders who do the actual killing. And I'll raise you: Kim Jong Ill, Charles Taylor, Mussolini, Fidel Castro, King Fahd, Pope Urban II, Ayatollah Khomeini, Saddam Hussein, Mao Tse Tung & Donnie Osmond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rookie Hockey player Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I think we can also add Ayrton Senna to the list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveyzerman Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I think we can add Zinedine Zidane to this list. Yeah I agree, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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