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I am starting an NHL'94 bad guy league. You must have killed at 6 people or more in your lifetime or at least gotten 2 D's or more on a report card.

Among the 2006 invitation list:

Adolf Hitler - Ok he is in the top 3 of bad guys, and Austrians are good at hockey.

Stalin - Like Hitler he is dead, but at least his body is preserved, wait no that is Lenin.

George Bush Jr - He brought a new form of democracy to Iraq in which 60 people a day die. Bad guy for sure.

Genghis Khan - Ruthless and brutal.

Tony Blair - A croney of George Bush, not as bad, but just as stupid for following Bush on his moron mission for pretend WMD.

Ariel Sharon - accused of war crimes in the West Bank and Lebanon, but now on life support.

Osama Bin Laden - I am sure he hauls a Sega Genesis around with that dialysis machine of his.

Bill O'Reilly - When he's not talking dirty on the phone, he is playing with his Genesis (or something else maybe).

Geraldo Rivera - Phoney like Bill O'Rielly, but at least he is entertaining.

Rush Limbaugh - Maybe those viagra will help his NHL'94 game.

Ann Coulter - Hot looking Nazi chick, who cares if she can play NHL'94

Jerry Springer - his audiences have a combined IQ of 1, but can he play NHL'94?

Charles Manson - Can't you see Manson and Springer playing in teammate mode? "Great shot Charlie!"

Brian Gumbell - Can't you imagine Manson and Gumbell arguing about who is going to be the "home and away" team

Ted Bundy - Okay so the electric chain may have slowed his NHL'94 reflexes, so what.

Mariah Carey - the latest no talent pop star I could care less about on my Yahoo homepage, is she NHL'94 material??

We have a contract from the Outdoorlife Network, games will be shown tape delay right after the highly rated Eskimo Ice fishing show.

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Nice list there Deadmeow, I got 6 D's on my report card, lol and 13 D's on a report card a few years back. Though I havent killed 6 people yet, lol.

I hate George Bush, heck I even dedicated a site about bush http://www.bushisgay.tk/ and a forum http://bushisgay.forumup.com/index.php?mforum=bushisgay

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I am starting an NHL'94 bad guy league. You must have killed at 6 people or more in your lifetime or at least gotten 2 D's or more on a report card.

Among the 2006 invitation list:

Adolf Hitler - Ok he is in the top 3 of bad guys, and Austrians are good at hockey.

Stalin - Like Hitler he is dead, but at least his body is preserved, wait no that is Lenin.

George Bush Jr - He brought a new form of democracy to Iraq in which 60 people a day die. Bad guy for sure.

Genghis Khan - Ruthless and brutal.

Tony Blair - A croney of George Bush, not as bad, but just as stupid for following Bush on his moron mission for pretend WMD.

Ariel Sharon - accused of war crimes in the West Bank and Lebanon, but now on life support.

Osama Bin Laden - I am sure he hauls a Sega Genesis around with that dialysis machine of his.

Bill O'Reilly - When he's not talking dirty on the phone, he is playing with his Genesis (or something else maybe).

Geraldo Rivera - Phoney like Bill O'Rielly, but at least he is entertaining.

Rush Limbaugh - Maybe those viagra will help his NHL'94 game.

Ann Coulter - Hot looking Nazi chick, who cares if she can play NHL'94

Jerry Springer - his audiences have a combined IQ of 1, but can he play NHL'94?

Charles Manson - Can't you see Manson and Springer playing in teammate mode? "Great shot Charlie!"

Brian Gumbell - Can't you imagine Manson and Gumbell arguing about who is going to be the "home and away" team

Ted Bundy - Okay so the electric chain may have slowed his NHL'94 reflexes, so what.

Mariah Carey - the latest no talent pop star I could care less about on my Yahoo homepage, is she NHL'94 material??

We have a contract from the Outdoorlife Network, games will be shown tape delay right after the highly rated Eskimo Ice fishing show.

Hi dead! Did you actually finish a league this year?

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I am starting an NHL'94 bad guy league. You must have killed at 6 people or more in your lifetime or at least gotten 2 D's or more on a report card.

Among the 2006 invitation list:

Adolf Hitler - Ok he is in the top 3 of bad guys, and Austrians are good at hockey.

Stalin - Like Hitler he is dead, but at least his body is preserved, wait no that is Lenin.

George Bush Jr - He brought a new form of democracy to Iraq in which 60 people a day die. Bad guy for sure.

Genghis Khan - Ruthless and brutal.

Tony Blair - A croney of George Bush, not as bad, but just as stupid for following Bush on his moron mission for pretend WMD.

Ariel Sharon - accused of war crimes in the West Bank and Lebanon, but now on life support.

Osama Bin Laden - I am sure he hauls a Sega Genesis around with that dialysis machine of his.

Bill O'Reilly - When he's not talking dirty on the phone, he is playing with his Genesis (or something else maybe).

Geraldo Rivera - Phoney like Bill O'Rielly, but at least he is entertaining.

Rush Limbaugh - Maybe those viagra will help his NHL'94 game.

Ann Coulter - Hot looking Nazi chick, who cares if she can play NHL'94

Jerry Springer - his audiences have a combined IQ of 1, but can he play NHL'94?

Charles Manson - Can't you see Manson and Springer playing in teammate mode? "Great shot Charlie!"

Brian Gumbell - Can't you imagine Manson and Gumbell arguing about who is going to be the "home and away" team

Ted Bundy - Okay so the electric chain may have slowed his NHL'94 reflexes, so what.

Mariah Carey - the latest no talent pop star I could care less about on my Yahoo homepage, is she NHL'94 material??

We have a contract from the Outdoorlife Network, games will be shown tape delay right after the highly rated Eskimo Ice fishing show.

Heres my list:

Michael Moore

John Kerry

Bubba Clintoon

Ted Kennedy

Hitler

Stalin

Himler

Alexander the Great

Napoleon

Saddam

Bin Laden

Kim Jong-il

Teodoro Obiang Nguema

King Abdullah

Saparmurat Niyazov

cr0ssbar

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Yes, we just finished a league 3 weeks ago. Oh yeah, the one you were just recently asking to join ...

"NHL 92 fan here Reliable/low ping/cable connection/been in leagues before lemme know when youre starting up the 92 season again, love to join! This is my fav game!"

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Yes, we just finished a league 3 weeks ago. Oh yeah, the one you were just recently asking to join ...

"NHL 92 fan here Reliable/low ping/cable connection/been in leagues before lemme know when youre starting up the 92 season again, love to join! This is my fav game!"

Well its good to see your league is finally getting its s**t together. LOL.

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Remind me...when is that one you ran going to? I seem to have forgotten.

Please guy, stop your obsession over me.

I'm flattered, but it's getting creepy now.

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you guay or somthing :huh::huh:

..................... OK your in my books ............guay

Mabye not so much "guay" as obsessed and jealous.

OK mabye he is a little "guay" too. :unsure:

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I am starting an NHL'94 bad guy league. You must have killed at 6 people or more in your lifetime or at least gotten 2 D's or more on a report card.

Among the 2006 invitation list:

Adolf Hitler - Ok he is in the top 3 of bad guys, and Austrians are good at hockey.

Stalin - Like Hitler he is dead, but at least his body is preserved, wait no that is Lenin.

George Bush Jr - He brought a new form of democracy to Iraq in which 60 people a day die. Bad guy for sure.

Genghis Khan - Ruthless and brutal.

Tony Blair - A croney of George Bush, not as bad, but just as stupid for following Bush on his moron mission for pretend WMD.

Ariel Sharon - accused of war crimes in the West Bank and Lebanon, but now on life support.

Osama Bin Laden - I am sure he hauls a Sega Genesis around with that dialysis machine of his.

Charles Manson - Can't you see Manson and Springer playing in teammate mode? "Great shot Charlie!"

Ted Bundy - Okay so the electric chain may have slowed his NHL'94 reflexes, so what.

We have a contract from the Outdoorlife Network, games will be shown tape delay right after the highly rated Eskimo Ice fishing show.

I'll take these ones on the list. Don't get me wrong, the right wingers one the list are morons, but I don't equate them with leaders who do the actual killing. And I'll raise you:

Kim Jong Ill, Charles Taylor, Mussolini, Fidel Castro, King Fahd, Pope Urban II, Ayatollah Khomeini, Saddam Hussein, Mao Tse Tung & Donnie Osmond

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