Bruins lost the Stanley Cup.

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Hardest of all cups to lose. 

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I've just gotten word that the Blues have found that Stanley Cup and are in route to St. Louis for rager with two portly fellows with black suits and dark sun glasses. They are rumored to be brothers. 

[donnybrook]

:-(

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Who else was on that flight back to St. Louie?

You guessed it, Frank Stalone.