take_your_pill Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 The Daily Barf written by: Mr. Lumpinpant 11/28/2006 The Day Pittsburgh Stood Still Unbelievable. It is the only word to described what happened during the 2nd round playoff series of the Pittsburgh Penguins versus the Washington Capitals. "We just needed to win. Losing was not an option". Mario Lemiux spoke with reporters after winning 97-3 to win the series in 5 games. "You had to see it to believe it. In fact, I saw it and I don't even believe it." After Mario scored his 97th goal of the game every single person in attendence that night heads exploded. " I thought the loud explosion was just the goal horn. Turned out it was everyone's head exploding." The coach of the Pittsburgh Penguins was available for comment. "I don't think the blood with ever wash off." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deer Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halifax Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 TYP, congrats on the win!....Give washington credit for sticking around in the last game...I think I would've called it quits at 92-3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backhandfloater Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Pills - Congrats on the 97 goal game! lol Question for the Admins: Don't playoff games count toward your GF average? I'd expect Take_your_Pills' GF average to have a giant leap since the game was actually logged with 97 goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjay93 Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 97 goals? call me what you will, but im a tad bit sketpical about that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
take_your_pill Posted November 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Pills - Congrats on the 97 goal game! lolQuestion for the Admins: Don't playoff games count toward your GF average? I'd expect Take_your_Pills' GF average to have a giant leap since the game was actually logged with 97 goals. if it does ill put in the actually score.... but, dude... im really let down that you dont believe i score 97 goals... i mean, come on dude, seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HABS Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 LOL wtf....whata lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deer Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Don't even try to rationalize it. Try too hard and your head will explode, adding to the blood and carnage still festering at the Igloo. Will the Penguins' home games have to be played at a different locale due to the blood splatter and general "headless corpse problem" in the Civic Arena seats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halifax Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 I was kinda disappointed lemieux didn't net 100...maybe next game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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