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Delgado Ages Horribly, Devils Get Raped Twice

One word can describe the Devils' performance against the Senators in their home and home.

Head Coach Tom Delgado used the term "Disgraceful" many many times in a combined 15-4 rapejob by the Senators. "What I saw out there was a lack of effort and a lack of interest. This kind of bullshit performance needs to end right here. This is totally unacceptable, and I expect these guys to realize that before they pull a half-assed performance like this out again."

At least Chris Kontos tried. He scored 2 goals in the 7-2 loss at home. When he heard of his coach's comments, Kontos replied with this: "Don't blame me, I actually SCORED goals! I should get a private jet, since I'm so damn sexy. Don't you agree?" *reporter nodded in agreement* The following are random comments from other New Jersey players.

Doug Gilmour: Molson beer! The beer of Canadians, like me! Doug Gilmour!

Kevin Stevens: I'll play hard for 50 bucks.

Esa Tikkanen: *Incomprehensible Japanese*

Darcy Wakaluk: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :blink:

Jon Casey: OH, OH, OH, OH, STAYIN' ALIVE, STAYIN' ALIVE...

Curtis Lesyschyn: Herro, you wanta powk fwied wice?

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Pretty Boy Chris Kontos Scores a Pair

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Doug Gilmour: Molson beer! The beer of Canadians, like me! Doug Gilmour!

Kevin Stevens: I'll play hard for 50 bucks.

Esa Tikkanen: *Incomprehensible Japanese*

Darcy Wakaluk: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Jon Casey: OH, OH, OH, OH, STAYIN' ALIVE, STAYIN' ALIVE...

Curtis Lesyschyn: Herro, you wanta powk fwied wice?

lmao, hes finnish aint he....hes not japanese ahahha

great write up, now lets finish our games!!

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