take_your_pill Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 THE TORONTO NEWS written by: sir donald 8/4/2007 The Tragedy of Toronto Toronto, with a population of 2.48 million people (5 million in the GTA - Greater Toronto Area) is known as hockey heaven. well, i I hope that is where they are all going because after the Toronto Maple Leafs were defeated in the 2nd round of the playoffs, every single person in Toronto climbed atop the CN Tower and preceded to jump. Many of them yelling, "its all takeyourpill's fault!!". A terrible tragedy that has stunned the entire world. The world's largest mass suicide to date. Takeyourpill was seen leaving the Maple Leaf Gardens immediatly following the series loss. "If you ask me. It was all Roenick's damn fault! When ever he scored he would cause me to desynch. Unbelievable!!". Perhaps it was too much to ask. After winning a championship in Philly, he was asked to do the impossible. Win Toronto a Stanley Cup. "These people paid me 370 billion dollars(canadian) to coach this freakin' team! Who the hell does that?". What is next for takeyourpill? "Well, looks like coaching in Toronto is out of the question since everyone is dead". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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