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NEW YORK, NY --- After the Rangers' shocking 3-2 loss to Tampa Bay in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals, coach Tom Delgado was not lost for words.

"This performance is UNACCEPTABLE" Delgado stated. "These players owe our fans their money back for having to watch this decrepid show of hockey. Messier and Tikkanen blatantly decided to show me up by passing to the OTHER TEAM. YOUR GUYS ARE IN BLUE, WHITE, AND RED, NOT BLACK. GET SOME F***ING GLASSES. Gartner, oh...DON'T GET ME STARTED. USE YOUR SPEED, GET OPEN, AND PUT THE PUCK IN THE NET, NOT IN ROW Z. Defense? WHAT DEFENSE?!? You call what I saw out there defense?!? These idiots better get their act together in game 2, otherwise HEADS WILL ROLL. BET ON IT" Delgado continued before storming out of the conference room.

Post-Game 1 Quotes

"He's lost his mind. He threatened to castrate me!" John Vanbiesbrouck

"This blows. We lose game 1, AND I lose my lucky stick!" Mark Messier

"Vote Tikkanen for President in Right Now." Esa Tikkanen

"Hentai? Where?" James Patrick

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