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How to be a Hockey Fan: The Missing Manual


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Step 1. Your team has the best fans - you always had the best fans. Every other team says "We have the best fanzz 111", but they are (enter city here) fans, so they don't know s**t.

Step 2. Your team only lost because you suddenly moved away from the TV | stadium seat to get another: beer, snack, air horn, flare gun. Or missed the entire game. Good job you jinx.

Step 3. You wear team apparel to support the (enter team here) and (enter player name here). It's guys like you, that put (enter player name here) in that (enter digit here),000,000 house with the helicopter pad. They know who butters their bread.

Step 4. Your team wins - great officiating, clean game - (enter player name here) made a hockey play..Dude it wasn't a kicking motion ok, god..No it wasn't - $%@# off! It's hockey for gods sake.

Step 5. Your team loses - horrendous biased officiating - Every call went (enter opposing team) way. It's BS. Did you see that kicking motion? Go play soccer with that crap.

Step 6. Your (enter team here) really has a chance for the cup in (enter year here). Your team has a group of solid young guys, and a good group of vets to keep the young ones grounded.

Step 7. Your team will win in (enter # 4-7) games. It doesn't matter who the other team is..What the hell are you gonna do? Pick against your own team? Good job you jinx.

Rinse, repeat.

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drink lots of beer and spew out your anger on posts

How to be a hokkeefan: The Really Missing Manual

Step 1: see above comment

Step 2: While playing games, abrupty hit the pause button for no apparent reason-go back into the game as abruptly as you paused it

Step 3: Announce to your opponents that you're taking a smoke break approximately every 8 minutes; make sure you're gone for at least 15

Step 4: Immediately after aforementioned drunken rant, respond to your own post within one minute-shortly after that, delete original drunken, ranting post;replace with :)

Step 5: Ask an NHL 94 member for a game and disappear

Step 6: Create multiple alter-egos, get on the message board and talk about what a good guy you are

*This is by no means a comprehensive guide on how to be a hokkeefan, so feel free to amend this manual!!!! :lol:

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How to be a hokkeefan: The Really Missing Manual

Step 1: see above comment

Step 2: While playing games, abrupty hit the pause button for no apparent reason-go back into the game as abruptly as you paused it

Step 3: Announce to your opponents that you're taking a smoke break approximately every 8 minutes; make sure you're gone for at least 15

Step 4: Immediately after aforementioned drunken rant, respond to your own post within one minute-shortly after that, delete original drunken, ranting post;replace with :)

Step 5: Ask an NHL 94 member for a game and disappear

Step 6: Create multiple alter-egos, get on the message board and talk about what a good guy you are

*This is by no means a comprehensive guide on how to be a hokkeefan, so feel free to amend this manual!!!! :lol:

WTF u only released steps 1 thru 6 ALL STEPS must be released so guys can see more steps u f*cker release more steps next time.some guys like all steps released at once. more steps equals more fun for everyone. :)

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WTF u only released steps 1 thru 6 ALL STEPS must be released so guys can see more steps u f*cker release more steps next time.some guys like all steps released at once. more steps equals more fun for everyone. :)

hokk? :lol:

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