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KG School of Hockey BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

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I guess im not going to be included in this school, so im going to be forced to make my own.

Coming early in 2009 will be the AJ school of offense, it'll be produced in the same mold as Pete Maravich: Homework Basketball movies, except instead of being on a basketball court, ill be in a room with a computer and keyboard whoppin ass with Zdeno Ciger.

Among the many features, AJ will teach you how to make your opponents "eat air" with Bob Kudelski, thus obliterating your opponent in the process.

Here is a small taste of the Pistol Pete movies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k5II3BnPkE

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so....

where do i fit in all this? Sure as hell ain't a student. :rolleyes:

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After a long lengthy discussion with the Bassenator himself ....we discussed biggest concussion he ever had and Bassen said Brian Bradley was the hardest hit and Gr8 one was resposible for that blow........KG school cant deny the gr8's ability to keep the score down and His ever so impressive PK % so after a lengthy negotion with Gr8's agent Tickenest we have come to settlement and have signed Gr8 one to be Special Teams coach for the next 3 years! also he share his secrets with the school on how to finish a chk (elbows up!) The KG school is proud to welcome the Gr81 to the behemian grove ....i mean the school hockey!

Due to technical difficulties the school has decided not to continue with the Gr8's services his lack of skill and know how has lead to this decision. He has informed me that he will take a job in pharmacy as Viagra distributer he said that hes always been good at gettin OLD dudes HARD! ......AJ u douche ur school will fail but since its KG's policy to buy out any competion i will like to make u formal offer if u decide to cancel ur school....ur videos are inspiring and ur stats too good to ignore .....should u decide to join the school all students will have to pass a gruel water keyboarding torture session!

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At least Ill actually get a rise out of my customers, instead of a lousy thread :rolleyes:

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I accept your offer KG under one condition, i get an assistant named Endo who is well versed in the arts of electric shock therapy. I plan on using him anytime anyone bitches, blows a play, or lets me score on them while using the keyboard...i suggest you pay him well because he will be giving out a ton of therapy.

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I accept your offer KG under one condition, i get an assistant named Endo who is well versed in the arts of electric shock therapy. I plan on using him anytime anyone bitches, blows a play, or lets me score on them while using the keyboard...i suggest you pay him well because he will be giving out a ton of therapy.

15 years later and you're still angry? Geez....

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