smozoma open letter to his forwards: you guys are morons.
Every game. I make one-timer passes. You guys do moronic things to screw it up.
Last season, I led the league in one-timer attempts, with 6.36 attempts per game, and was 5th in one-timer goals, with 1.5 per game.
This season, I am struggling to do 4 one-timers per game and am only scoring 1 one-timer goal per game (which is miraculous, actually, considering).
Let me count the ways you screw it up, Reichel, Juneau, and Dineen.
Where is everyone? Seriously guys. You will NOT score goa
on a different note, id like to thank someone for my good start to this season.
To Mr. Dale Hawerchuk,
Hello my friend, I really owe my entire season to you at the moment. Despite all the woeful islanders play inside their own blueline, they have been able to stay afloat early in the season thanks to you. You saved my ass against the hapless Devils by spearheading a massive comeback with your hat trick and assist.
A few games later against Dallas you saved me once again by singlehandedly kee