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[Come on Everyone, Root for Tickenest!]

You did it, bro (who's definitely not me)! You did it! Mom and Dad are going to be so proud of you! WOO!!!!! Oh and that impromptu parade we just held on Broad Street was great! Of course, I wish you'd kept your pants on but who cares WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Qualifying Round Final Standings - Summer 2008 Capitalism League]

metz, you've made an awful mistake in your recoding of my brother's record and I'm the one telling you about it because he couldn't write this post without using more than the acceptable number of four-letter words. Tick (PHI) beat BJ (LA) twice in overtime. He lost to BJ once in overtime and once in regulation. In the current standings, you have it reversed with respect to player.

Also, I'm not Tick. Nope. I'm his little brother.

[Come on Everyone, Root for Tickenest!]

COME ON TICK'NEST!

COME ON TICK'NEST!

COME ON TICK'NEST!

GO BIG BRO (who's definitely not me)! GO BIG BRO (who's definitely not me)!

[Final Four! Final Four!]

Stupid double-posting brother (who's definitely not me.) You suck, bro.

[STL vs VAN]

My brother asked me to post that the above post is true.

[Percentage of games completed for classic - May 9th]

Oh, wow, I just noticed that you're in my fan club! That's awesome! I'll be sure to tell my big brother, Tickenest, who most definitely isn't me!

[MONTREAL CHOKES TONIGHT!]

Are you suggesting that you would only have been impressed had they eliminated the eighth seed in, say, the conference finals? Cuz that would have been an absolute miracle.

Meanwhile...yeah, I'm a Flyers fan. I can't say I follow the team all that closely, but getting their fans' hopes up and then smashing them to pieces is pretty typical for a Philly team, so I'd say they're set up pretty nicely for a 4-1 loss tonight.

Ha ha, my brother's (who's definitely not me, as we've discussed on numerous occasions) an idiot! Let's go Flyers! Dun dun dundundun!

[MTL vs. DAL]

At Montreal:

Montreal 7, Dallas 3

At Dallas:

Dallas 4, Montreal 8

ggs

[VAN vs. WIN]

At Vancouver:

Vancouver 4, Winnipeg 9

At Winnipeg:

Winnipeg 3, Vancouver 5

ggs

[NYI vs VAN]

O HAI!

I was sick. Very sick. Dr.-Marvin-Monroe-missing-from-The-Simpsons-for-ten-years sick. Tick and his wife were nice enough to nurse me back to health. But yeah, as soon as Tick drops out of the Capitalism league and I can take over Philly, I'll start playing, but until then, I'll just be his adorable little bro who definitely is not him.

[Commissioner Weigh-In: Masterof94/Prodigyof94]

How about this, Let Master and Prodigy stay and the people that are talking crap about them being one person...keep losing, so Prodigy and Master can make it to the finals. Ya'll are lame accusing people of being or having 2 accounts...if thats true, then why is one account in 4th place..if it was up to me...i would be in 1st and 2nd place. Step your game up...stop being little girls..

Because some people (like my super awesome older brother, Tickenest) who are talking crap (not like my older brother, Tickenest, whose diction and eloquence can only be considered "first-rate") beat them some of the time.

You mysterious stranger from Mexico, you. Since you're from Mexico, let's talk about last night's CCC match between Pachuca and DC United. I only watched the first 35 minutes or so because it was late and my older brother, Tickenest, told me I should go to bed, but I felt pretty sure that Pachuca would continue to press their possession advantage and convert a couple of times, which they did. Thoughts?

You do know what I'm talking about, right?

[masterof94 and prodigyof94 - same person?]

You mean from the Juiced league? Oh, yeah...I'd forgotten about that because I wasn't sure if that was against you or against Prodigy or if it was you playing as prodigy or vice-versa or OH I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE I'M SO CONFUSED

By the way, you're really going to get people on your side with this attitude you're copping. Seriously.

I'm agree, bro!

[SNES Capitalism League - Registration]

Hey, I'm Tockenest, new around here. You might know my older brother, Tickenest. I know you might get suspicious from the fact that we have the same IP address, speech patterns, mannerisms, idiosyncrasies, biases, prejudices, likes, dislikes, preferred method of scoring, email address, AIM name, and the fact that today is April Fool's Day, but I can assure you that if you thought you were playing Tickenest but you win the game, you were actually playing me.

Uh, I'll take Philadelphia if it's available. If not, I'll just wait for Philadelphia to become available and play select games in place of my older brother in the meantime (with the caveat mentioned above.)