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Incredible Stories In The Universe Magazine
written by: Jesus Christ
12/05/2006
Pittsburgh Shocks All of the Known Universe
The domination of Pittsburgh continues tonight after winning game 7 of the eastern conference finals. "I'm so happy! I can't wait to go home and smoked a bowl." Kevin Stevens sat on the bench for all of the series, but his leadership proved vital in the success of the team. "I'm the go to guy. If someone needs water or a towel. Hey, that's what I'm here for." We managed to get an exlusive interview with the Penguins coach. "I told Mario if he wanted to see his kids alive again he would have to score the game winning goal. Luckily, I didn't have to kill a 6 year old kid because Mario is amazing and scored the game winning goal." Ron Francis was a key member of the team and managed to record a 4 goal game in the series. "I'm the best ever! I deserve to be number 1 in the hall of fame. Why doesn't anyone love me?" Ron Francis was later found passed out in the Civic Center parking lot. "Poor guy, he doesn't have anybody who cares about him" said, Bill Butter, long-time Pittsburgh fan. The city of Pittsburgh celebrates tonight as the long journey to the finals as arrived. St. Louis verses Pittsburgh in a series that will change the world.
p.s.
GAME 4, 5, 6, and 7 were all recorded! they will be available soon
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Pills - Congrats on the 97 goal game! lol
Question for the Admins: Don't playoff games count toward your GF average? I'd expect Take_your_Pills' GF average to have a giant leap since the game was actually logged with 97 goals.
if it does ill put in the actually score.... but, dude... im really let down that you dont believe i score 97 goals... i mean, come on dude, seriously.
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The Daily Barf
written by: Mr. Lumpinpant
11/28/2006
The Day Pittsburgh Stood Still
Unbelievable. It is the only word to described what happened during the 2nd round playoff series of the Pittsburgh Penguins versus the Washington Capitals. "We just needed to win. Losing was not an option". Mario Lemiux spoke with reporters after winning 97-3 to win the series in 5 games. "You had to see it to believe it. In fact, I saw it and I don't even believe it." After Mario scored his 97th goal of the game every single person in attendence that night heads exploded. " I thought the loud explosion was just the goal horn. Turned out it was everyone's head exploding." The coach of the Pittsburgh Penguins was available for comment. "I don't think the blood with ever wash off."
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you are NEVER online
get in contact with me when you can
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yo.... i just heard about this draft league from thegr8199kings and im am VERY interested. any team or whatever... i just want in...
hit me up on AIM takeyourpill666 -
01 Best Overall Coach - hokkeefan
02 Best Sportsmanship Coach - addisonbr
03 Best One-Timer Coach - Wilsonfest
04 Best Deke Coach - Newjerseykillers
05 Best Slapshot Coach - Cash Money
06 Best Defensive Coach - addisonbr
07 Best Offensive Coach - addisonbr
08 Most Improved Coach - The County
09 Best Coach With A Low Rated Team - Kinglakerfan
10 Best Replacement Coach - Jamonica
11 Best Rookie Coach - addisonbr
12 Coach Who Stuck It Out Through The Hard Times - Brent
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The Pittsburgh Chronicle
written by: Harry Couch (copyright 2006)
Penguins March On!
11/14/06
Today the city of Pittsburgh is in a state of panic after tonights 7-6 victory in overtime over the Boston Bruins. The home crowd erupted after Kevin Steven scored on a breakaway in OT to win the game and the series. "The crowd, um. They were just out of control" quoted Steven's. "All I can remember was the horrible screams." After winning the game. As a direct result of mass-hysteria the crowd reacted in an intense primative rage. Security gaurd Dusty Bottoms was hopitalized after the incident. "All I saw was a blur of hands and feet punching and kicking me." The coach of the Penguins has formally apologized for the outburst. "Our fans are crazy! They'll kill ya." The estimated damaged to the arena is $1.7 million dollars.
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I think when both Gens A and B playoffs are over there should be an extra round to determine the "ultimate" team of both leagues.... haha, i know it sounds weird, but its a good idea.
what do you think?
Gens A cup winner VS Gens B cup winner..... one round, best of 7.....
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give me toronto
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boo
i wanted to take over calgary
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if there was to be a mini-tournament to see who gets to play inthe A league then count me in.
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id rather just replay the game. thats just what im saying. but i could see playing the last 2:38 with the same score. well, not really. its not the same game. but either way. ill do whatever. tacodans you make the call.
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i just took over the pittsburgh team, but i have yet to recieve a password... so im posting my first two games here for the time being.
Game 1: 4-0 Pitts win
Game 2: 2-1 Pitts win
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alright... i downloaded AIM my screen name is takeyourpill666
feel free to add me and lets play some puck.
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sega CD
61 goals.... 20 min periods.
FTW
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i just found out that with Gens and NHL 94 rom i can play online... this is awesome. give me the rundown. i tried finding people on netplay but no one has nhl 94. i freakin love this game. still have my original nhl 94 sega cd.
my records
103 wins 0 losses 0 ties
record goals in a game= 61 goals. 20 min periods (beat that suckas!)
so yah, i want to test my skills online. help me out!!!
game 4 pitts vs new york
in GENS League Writeups
Posted
here it is!!!!
GAME 4... enjoy
game 5, 6, and 7 will be up soon!!!