The goat of 09 is coming back for more. Put me in B, or else

Was gonna say no 'cause I thought 1 on 1 was maximum flakiness, but then I tried it. Now I am addicted. Sigh...

*facepalm*

Screw you, younger self.

no offense to nats, you're not REALLY a little girl...i don't think.

He's as close as you can get to one without actually being a female. Just sayin'

And secondly....I was hoping by some slim chance tuba would get the spot instead of me....turns out thats a no go.

Formerly non-existant hopes raised and squashed in 5.28 seconds.

GGs.

EDIT: Although if you still need someone, I'm very up for it...pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

?

NYI drop Mike Donnelly, pick up Gilbert "Not Marcel" Dionne.

Actually, Thats not what I mean...

I'm scared/slightly aroused.

However, In the likely event where I win at least 1 more game, I have a feeling un earthly forces will come into play and you'll make the playoffs.

I'm assuming you mean DNPs...which work as well, I suppose. If not...

Please send cash or money order to:

Shaftman

742 Evergreen Terrace

Quahog Long Island, 11776

Done, done aaaaaaaaaaaand done

BTW, I've forgot to mention this before, but Halifax...I live across the street from McRae. Scary guy.

The Long Island Hockey Club

First Line

G - Ed "The Motherf***ing Eagle" Belfour

LD - Eric Weinrich

RD - Steve "Facepalm" Chiasson

LW - Tony "Tonight, Playing the Role of Theo Fleury is..." Granato

C - Steve Larmer

RW - Dave "Gagagagagagagagagaga" Gagner

X - Kelly "Poor Man's Jesus" Miller

Second Line

G - Jeff "Waterboy" Reese

LD - Doug Bodger

RD - Kerry "If it weren't for the fact I play for Quebec..." Huffman

LW - Adam "Almost" Graves

C - Kelly "Not to Mention he's also Really Awesome" Miller

RW - Gilbert "Not Marcel" Dionne

X - Steve Larmer

Dear Shaftman,

Please, I beg of you, do not win any games with Detroit in GENS C. Great rewards will come your way if you succeed on this mission.

Yours truly,

TubaHero

Smoz, the protection round finishes quite early, is there any chance of deadlines being bumped up?

Some general info about me, I'm 15 years old (sue me.)

You damn rascally teenager you. It's kids like you and Nats who are ruining the maturity level of the internet...

Obviously, I'm kidding. Seeing as I'm 15. Ah. Anyhow, welcome, GL, Godspeed, and for the love of all that is holy, switchie to Genesis, please

Poor Oates is getting tossed around like a small child at a raging party. Adam, if you're out there, I still love you.

<3

On the total off-chance anyone higher than me in the fourth round wants to swap fourth and sixth round picks, PM me. Not gonna do it for someone that's only two or so spots ahead of me, though.

EDIT: My protection pick is on the table as well. Unless you want a fifth rounder, it's too late.

EDITED EDIT: AIM on my iPod is shitting a brick. So once again, if interested, PM me.

Looking throught my AIM Lifestream thingy...

Hokkeefan2(Sunday): im not trading hull or jr unless i get roy

I'm hoping this actually isn't sarcasm this time around...

But if it isn't, thanks

To Detroit (hokkeefan2):

F Adam Oates

NYI's 2nd round pick

To NY Islanders (MeatSkid1):

G Eddie Belfour

DET's 2nd round pick

Tomorrow around 6 EST ok?

Very. See you there.

Just one request that I just noticed...if you do another ROM update, correct my first round centre from Austin Harrison to Harriman. Other than that, huge props to you, hombre.

BEER! (gluglugluglugluglug...)

Rage, let me know a good time to get our games in...I'm good weekdays after 5, and pretty much all the time on weekends, although probably not this Saturday (all times EST). Your my last opponent, so I'd thought I'd ask.

Innuendos (logantessier@) vs Lord of the Aftermath (MestSkid1)

Lord of the Aftermath 2 @ Innuendos 5

Innuendos 8 @ Lord of the Aftermath 1

Innuendos win 2-0.

GGs

First off, let's not forget that I, for lack of a better word, really suck. I need a player like Stevie Y to even give me a playoff pipe dream.

Second off, with the snaking draft system, there's no way we could've made it more fair. Since my pick for Yzerman would just not work at all, and since his 4th round pick is better than mine, the 4th and 6th were almost a necessity to add in to even it up.

Good trade, I say.