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  1. Boston Emergency!

    in General NHL'94 Discussion

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    bows down with his tongue out? no, thanks.

    and Keith's? is that beer? here's how I will get back to my regular standing around here: beer is for pussies.

    anyway, glad I could up these dudes out; they seemed to REALLY need the game and I have dozens, so donating the cartridges was the easiest choice I've made in months. stay smiling, y'all.

    Guess I didn't have you pegged wrong. I say something nice and you throw it back in my face. Okay, I see how it is. :)

    I expect that kind of stuff from Ahola <_<

  2. Detroit v. Chicago

    in Classic Genesis C/D league

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    RPG's are my specialty Wags. I've played almost 200 + games on these forums, GDL, Classic League, and other defunct leagues combined...and I've noticed zero improvement from where I've started. I just don't know anymore really.

    When you've played so many games and still get pounded into the ground, something's gotta give. I'll get it to the halfway point at least, then re-assess my situation. I do know this...if I stick around the entire season and go 2-28, I'm gonna end up taking it out on someone and say some things I will really regret.

  4. Detroit v. Chicago

    in Classic Genesis C/D league

    Posted

    DET 6 @ CHI 7

    CHI 5 @ DET 4 (OT)

    Seriously...if my best constantly has me losing games, then why am I even playing? If the wins and the better play don't start coming soon, I'll have to consider retiring again for good. These losses aren't really helping me much at all.

    gg's for you, not for me. Hope you enjoyed them.

  5. C/D - Cheveldae Castrated After Blowing 4-goal Lead

    in GENS League Writeups

    Posted

    Detroit, MI --- The castrations continue...and the rioting has begun.

    After Detroit blew a 4-goal lead to Buffalo in a 6-5 OT loss, Red Wings goalie Tim Cheveldae was dragged kicking and screaming to coach Tom Delgado's office. Once the door closed, all you could hear was a loud piercing yell, and uncontrollable sobbing from Cheveldae. He was castrated.

    "Win or die, knuckleheads" Delgado said afterwards. "You either win, or you lose your man privileges. Tim Cheveldae is not a man now. He is a wussy girl" Delgado continued, and all this while he put on a barbarian's helmet and grabbing an ax. He proceeded to chop the buffet table in half. Afterwards, he threw the ax at backup goalie Vincent Riendeau, but to everyone's disappointment, he missed.

    Detroit is now 2-6 on the season, and heads (and manhood) are rolling.

  6. Detroit v. Buffalo

    in Classic Genesis C/D league

    Posted

    BUF 1 @ DET 2 (OT)

    DET 5 @ BUF 6 (OT)

    I blew a 5-1 lead in game 2. I have no right to be in this damn league if I blow leads like this. Nothing to take away from Wags, because he played it so well to get it to OT and then win it, but you or ANYONE ELSE for that matter, do NOT blow leads like that.

    gg's I guess...but DAMN. I'm gonna be fuming over that for awhile.

  8. C/D - Yzerman Scores 7 in 2 Games...

    in GENS League Writeups

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    Yzerman's 7 Not Enough to Save Red Wings from Sweep, Delgado Turns into Bob Knight

    DETROIT, MI -- Somehow, 7 goals in two games resulted in two losses. Only when Tom Delgado's coaching!

    Steve Yzerman recovered nicely from his castration after the Quebec series with 6 goals in an 8-7 defeat at Montreal, then followed it up with a goal in the Red Wings 4-3 defeat at home to les Canadiens. "I guess that got me wanting to play again" Yzerman said of the castration. "Sure, I can't have hot sex with my wife anymore, but I'm scoring goals again!" He then proceeded to shout at the top of his lungs "I AM SKELETOR!!!", which gained stares from everyone in the locker room.

    While Yzerman was happy with his performance, coach Tom Delgado was not happy at all with anything whatsoever. "We suck. We abso<censored>lutely suck." Delgado said during his post-series press conference. "When Steve Yzerman scores 6 goals in a game and you LOSE, you know the rest of your team is the most inept bunch of jobbers you've ever seen". After hearing that comment, goalie Tim Cheveldae started sobbing uncontrollably...and then coach Delgado laughed at him. "CRY LITTLE BOY, CRY. YOU BLEW THIS GAME, SO YOU SHOULD CRY!" Delgado shouted at him, before throwing a chair at the assembled media. The chair bounced harmlessly out of the way, but reporters scattered to avoid the carnage. Delgado wasn't done yet, as he then threw skates at some reporters. Again, he missed everyone he aimed at, but the message was sent. What was that message, you ask? Simple...

    WIN OR DIE.

    Yep. Coach Delgado is certifiably insane.

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    Coach Delgado Throws a Chair, and Several Other Things at the Media After Losses

  9. Detroit v. Montreal

    in Classic Genesis C/D league

    Posted

    DET 7 @ MTL 8 (Yzerman with 6 in the loss)

    MTL 4 @ DET 3

    Y'know...when you score 7 (in 2 games) with Yzerman and lose, you start to question your sanity. Don't worry, I've lost all mine because I just don't know when to quit. Someone punch me in the face and tell me to stick to Mutant League Football and Diablo II :P

    gg's freydey, quality matchups :)

    BTW, nice pass shot in the 2nd period of game 1 :P

  10. C/D - Red Wings get Castrated

    in GENS League Writeups

    Posted

    DETROIT, MI -- Well, the Tom Delgado reign in Detroit is officially underway.

    Steve Yzerman was castrated in front of a sold out crowd at Joe Lewis Arena after the Red Wings lost 2-1 to the Nordiques. Fans were said to be horrified. One fan ran onto the ice to try and stop the castration, and coach Delgado kicked him the face, then powerbombed him to the ice. The fan broke his back, and is threatening to sue. No charges have been filed as of press time.

    Coach Delgado defended his actions, saying "Hey, he came after me. Would you do what I did? Well...YOU wouldn't, because you're a scrawny little <censored>". Once again, coach Delgado proves he can handle the media...by cursing at them.

    Bob Knight, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!! :big_smile:

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    Yzerman Castrated, Fans Riot, Delgado Powerbombs Fan - More at 11

  18. Online Etiquette

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Sometimes you can't help when you have to pause...whether it be a phone call, doorbell, or in my case, my dinner is burning :D

    What I like to do after a pause is when I have the puck, I'll take it back to my own end, give my opponent a second or two to set himself up, then I'll come back up ice.

  21. Spring 2008 Classic League at a theatre near you.

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Yay! You know I'll go the full length if I'm not constantly getting blitzed every game, so you can all but nail me down to the bottom division :blink:

    I just gotta get back in game shape, make sure the new controller won't spaz on me online, and I'll be down for another .500 season and an early playoff exit because my guys never shoot when they're supposed to. They make the Mighty Weenies look competent! (if you play Mutant League Hockey, you will get the reference.)

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