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CGY 4 @ DET 3 (OT) DET 0 @ CGY 4 I'm not even going to comment on these. Let's just say someone's give-a-damn just broke. Might be time to call the paramedics, because someone's gonna have to use those shock paddle things on me.

DET 2 @ TOR 6 TOR 1 @ DET 2 Another split...how these are going to help me get into the C playoffs is beyond me... Can I complain about my give-a-damn being busted in the 1st game, Addy?

Only SSiG would expect not to give up games in OT.

NYR 2 @ DET 4 DET 3 @ NYR 4 Hmph...I have no comments. These goddamn splits are killing me. gg's

WPG 3 @ DET 2 (OT) DET 2@ WPG 1 Classic SSiG...giving up a game in overtime. Despite a BUNCH of sweetheart calls in game 2, I managed to escape. That's 5 wins my last 6...I should be on a 6 game winning streak, but of course I can't do **** in overtime.

9-94-0 (0-0) - GDL 18-22 (1-4) - Classic 7-24-0 (0-0) - 94/08 League (Defunct) 1-3-0 (0-0) - SNES Juiced League 1-13-0 (0-0) - Gens '94 Old School (Defunct) Overall: 36-154-0 (1-4) Gee...isn't it time to put this old dog down?

DETROIT, MICHIGAN --- Somehow, despite their King Kong of a coach...the Red Wings have won four straight to move within two games of .500, but despite these wins...coach Delgado is not happy at all. "They have stopped listening to me. Now they're taking their orders from a voodoo priest. Either that, or Vincent Riendeau is a Necromancer-in-training. Either way, I don't care. As long as they continue winning, I won't throw skates or chairs at everyone. I'll just let my friend, Gallagher, take care of you guys." Coach Delgado said, just before he brought out a table with a watermelon on it. Soon after, Gallagher came out and destroyed the watermelon, as seeds went everywhere. Red Wings on Winning Streak, but Are Still a Mess

BOS 3 @ DET 4 DET 3 @ BOS 2 Good games, definitely. This guy's tough to beat, watch out!

I think from now on, I'll be playing my games while listening to Rick Astley Rick Roll ftw

PIT 1 @ DET 4 DET 3 @ PIT 2 (OT) Wow...I won games. How amazing is that? Jetta's a fine player and pushed me hard. vgg's EDIT: Ignore the bottom text...that was supposed to be deleted or left there in case I lost bad

Welcome to my world from last season. They were okay in regular season, but come playoff time, they decided to not do anything.

There will be no peace until I start winning on a constant basis... Which means there will never be peace again Also, nothing like that happened to me when I was young. I just have a sick mind. I blame 80's TV, crappy NES games, and Al Bundy (not the forum member).

Guess I didn't have you pegged wrong. I say something nice and you throw it back in my face. Okay, I see how it is. I expect that kind of stuff from Ahola

RPG's are my specialty Wags. I've played almost 200 + games on these forums, GDL, Classic League, and other defunct leagues combined...and I've noticed zero improvement from where I've started. I just don't know anymore really. When you've played so many games and still get pounded into the ground, something's gotta give. I'll get it to the halfway point at least, then re-assess my situation. I do know this...if I stick around the entire season and go 2-28, I'm gonna end up taking it out on someone and say some things I will really regret.

I think we had trudatman all wrong...for he is a god at saving the day! *bows down*

DET 6 @ CHI 7 CHI 5 @ DET 4 (OT) Seriously...if my best constantly has me losing games, then why am I even playing? If the wins and the better play don't start coming soon, I'll have to consider retiring again for good. These losses aren't really helping me much at all. gg's for you, not for me. Hope you enjoyed them.

Detroit, MI --- The castrations continue...and the rioting has begun. After Detroit blew a 4-goal lead to Buffalo in a 6-5 OT loss, Red Wings goalie Tim Cheveldae was dragged kicking and screaming to coach Tom Delgado's office. Once the door closed, all you could hear was a loud piercing yell, and uncontrollable sobbing from Cheveldae. He was castrated. "Win or die, knuckleheads" Delgado said afterwards. "You either win, or you lose your man privileges. Tim Cheveldae is not a man now. He is a wussy girl" Delgado continued, and all this while he put on a barbarian's helmet and grabbing an ax. He proceeded to chop the buffet table in half. Afterwards, he threw the ax at backup goalie Vincent Riendeau, but to everyone's disappointment, he missed. Detroit is now 2-6 on the season, and heads (and manhood) are rolling.

BUF 1 @ DET 2 (OT) DET 5 @ BUF 6 (OT) I blew a 5-1 lead in game 2. I have no right to be in this damn league if I blow leads like this. Nothing to take away from Wags, because he played it so well to get it to OT and then win it, but you or ANYONE ELSE for that matter, do NOT blow leads like that. gg's I guess...but DAMN. I'm gonna be fuming over that for awhile.

I know I'm gonna be one of the last to finish, because I'm dreading playing the rest of the games after this 1-5 start But yeah, great job guys

Yzerman's 7 Not Enough to Save Red Wings from Sweep, Delgado Turns into Bob Knight DETROIT, MI -- Somehow, 7 goals in two games resulted in two losses. Only when Tom Delgado's coaching! Steve Yzerman recovered nicely from his castration after the Quebec series with 6 goals in an 8-7 defeat at Montreal, then followed it up with a goal in the Red Wings 4-3 defeat at home to les Canadiens. "I guess that got me wanting to play again" Yzerman said of the castration. "Sure, I can't have hot sex with my wife anymore, but I'm scoring goals again!" He then proceeded to shout at the top of his lungs "I AM SKELETOR!!!", which gained stares from everyone in the locker room. While Yzerman was happy with his performance, coach Tom Delgado was not happy at all with anything whatsoever. "We suck. We abso<censored>lutely suck." Delgado said during his post-series press conference. "When Steve Yzerman scores 6 goals in a game and you LOSE, you know the rest of your team is the most inept bunch of jobbers you've ever seen". After hearing that comment, goalie Tim Cheveldae started sobbing uncontrollably...and then coach Delgado laughed at him. "CRY LITTLE BOY, CRY. YOU BLEW THIS GAME, SO YOU SHOULD CRY!" Delgado shouted at him, before throwing a chair at the assembled media. The chair bounced harmlessly out of the way, but reporters scattered to avoid the carnage. Delgado wasn't done yet, as he then threw skates at some reporters. Again, he missed everyone he aimed at, but the message was sent. What was that message, you ask? Simple... WIN OR DIE. Yep. Coach Delgado is certifiably insane. Coach Delgado Throws a Chair, and Several Other Things at the Media After Losses

DET 7 @ MTL 8 (Yzerman with 6 in the loss) MTL 4 @ DET 3 Y'know...when you score 7 (in 2 games) with Yzerman and lose, you start to question your sanity. Don't worry, I've lost all mine because I just don't know when to quit. Someone punch me in the face and tell me to stick to Mutant League Football and Diablo II gg's freydey, quality matchups BTW, nice pass shot in the 2nd period of game 1

DETROIT, MI -- Well, the Tom Delgado reign in Detroit is officially underway. Steve Yzerman was castrated in front of a sold out crowd at Joe Lewis Arena after the Red Wings lost 2-1 to the Nordiques. Fans were said to be horrified. One fan ran onto the ice to try and stop the castration, and coach Delgado kicked him the face, then powerbombed him to the ice. The fan broke his back, and is threatening to sue. No charges have been filed as of press time. Coach Delgado defended his actions, saying "Hey, he came after me. Would you do what I did? Well...YOU wouldn't, because you're a scrawny little <censored>". Once again, coach Delgado proves he can handle the media...by cursing at them. Bob Knight, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!! Yzerman Castrated, Fans Riot, Delgado Powerbombs Fan - More at 11

If you saw my record in all the leagues put together, and how bad I've been beaten in the past, you too would wonder why I'm still around

DET 2 @ QUE 5 QUE 2 @ DET 1 Once again, I wonder why I even bothered to come out of retirement. GG's for you. Not so much for me.

DET 4 @ LA 3 LA 6 @ DET 0 Didn't think I'd put Gretzky out for the game in both...also didn't expect my best effort to get me whipped at home. gg's anyway.