Great season, everyone! Had me an excellent time with the hockeys and the playins and all that other stuff! Thanks for the shoutouts and awards, I don't got anything to give to OTHER people, but I do have the 5 highlights of my team's season, because why not?
Up first, we have nothing too special. The Great One pulling out all the stops, using the force, dark magic, whatever he has to avoid All-Star Goalie G. Post.
Alright, right here we got something a little more impressive. Jagr rolls up on goal with some magic of his own, sending a puck straight through 2 defending players for a goal. No players were harmed in this play, leaving commentators speechless.
Before we get to the top goal for the Cowboys (and arguably THE goal of the season), we have 2 plays that exemplify the playing that this team is known for.
Here we have Link Gaetz finishing the job like a true pro. This statement is of my own accord and NOT under threat of bodily harm from Mr. Gaetz.
Oh, this one. We got Jagr having no clue what the hell he's doing, assaulting Grant Fuhr, and ultimately giving up a goal. Never change, Jagr.
Now it's time for the goal I've been building up to. The single most amazing feat I've seen in this hockey season, making up for any screwups he may have made, goes to Link Gaetz. Just watch.
/\Whoops, messed this up the first time.
That's all I got, ladies and gents. Hope you enjoy, and see you next season.
P.S. I'm all for keeping penalties off, otherwise my entire defense will end up stuffed in the box because aggression.