smozoma Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Gartner? More like gardener. He's out picking daisies at centre ice -- while we (for once) have the puck in their end. Tikkanen? More like tinkerbell. I clap like crazy behind the bench, but this fairy still won't come back to life. Messier? More like messier.. mess..i..er.. He's a total mess out there. Sloppy. I thought this guy was supposed to be able to pass? Patrick? More like hat-trick -- against his own team. Yes, he has scored three, count 'em one, two, three goals against his own team this year. Leetch? More like lichen. This guy's collecting moss out there. Vanbiesbrouk? More like... .... hmm.. .... ok i got something: More like can't-see-the-puck. 5 minutes, 5 shots, 5 goals, in the last game he appeared in. He was "hot" that game, too, so I thought I'd give him the start. Richter? More like trickler. .. At least he's not Vanbiesbrouk. 15 losses in a row for the Rangers, who started the season with a promising 6-1 record. The Rangers still hope to make the post-season, though. They'll have to steal a few games from some Western Conference teams in the second half of the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickenest Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 smozoma? More like slo-zzzzz-oh my god i gave up another goal-ma i'm getting pounded come take me home. At first, we all thought he just desyncked a lot, but eventually, we realized that he was actually skating into empty corners and pressing random buttons. It just looked as though he'd desyncked. Sorry, man, I wouldn't have done this but after your Vanbiesbrouk effort I felt compelled to try one of my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smozoma Posted October 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 smozoma? More like slo-zzzzz-oh my god i gave up another goal-ma i'm getting pounded come take me home. At first, we all thought he just desyncked a lot, but eventually, we realized that he was actually skating into empty corners and pressing random buttons. It just looked as though he'd desyncked.Sorry, man, I wouldn't have done this but after your Vanbiesbrouk effort I felt compelled to try one of my own. Me? No, I think you misunderstand.. I don't play, I coach.. my cat plays. Doesn't quite understand the different button names yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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