Wittgenstein
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1. Jeff Goldblum
2. Jurassic Park
3. T-Rex
4. Killer postatoes
5. David Levinson: We're hit! We took a hit!
Captain Steven Hiller: [yelling] We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving!
David Levinson: [trying to make a break for the exit] Left! Left! Tunnel! Tunnel! Exit! Exit! Left!
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This rom is amazing. A lot of fun and a nice twist to 94.
Premiere League teams, though? Leaves out Messi, but includes Ronaldo the diver?
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GGS will be with you, always.
I showed this to my Dad (he got back from working on the new Madden) and he said to go to hell.
Then, depressed from seeing the .gif, got drunk and beat me.
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DAL 4 @ QUE 2
QUE 2 @ DAL 4
ggs
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Your dad, well, your dad was a fool that year.
My Dad also has a cure for cancer, but he isn't releasing it because he doesn't want it to be scrutinized like NHL95 was.
Thanks a lot, guys. The world is a much worse place because of you.
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My Dad helped create NHL95. This is downright offensive. I hope you get banned.
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MTL 2 @ DAL 4
MTL 2 @ DAL 3
DAL 0 @ MTL 1
DAL 4 @ MTL 6
ggs
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ggs. Sorry for the mixup.
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I've done this once before.
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I am back for good.
GENS C/D
1.Dallas
2. Buffalo
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clockwise said:
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I agree that all of the games should be released. I have been having a hard time finding the majority of the people that I am scheduled to play.
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NYR 6, DAL 8
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DALLAS, Texas-- After high hopes in the beginning of the season, the Stars have gotten off to a slow start, going only 8-7 in their first 15 games. Because of the mediocre start, the Stars have lost all of the confidence that they once had and chaos has ensued:
In a post-game interview, team Captain Mike Modano was quoted as saying : "I wish I was never born. I play to win, and when we lose a small part of me dies." Later that night, the Dallas police received a phone call from the Modano family compound about an attempted suicide. According to police reports, Modano tried to commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills. To his disappointment, Modano made it out alive when ambulances promptly rushed to the scene and pumped the drugs out of Modano's system.
When team coach Ludwig Wittgenstein was asked about the Stars' slow start, he said, "If only we had Gary Roberts... oh, how life would be different. Oh, Lord, why has thou not blessed me with Gary Roberts! Damn you, lord-- Damn you!"
When the more modest Russ Courtnall was asked about the slow start, he said, "Umm... we have a winning record. I'm fast-- faster than your car-- and we aren't doing too bad. Considering the circumstances, the only way things could be better is if Katherine Heigl would have sex me." Then, after commenting on Heigl, his expression suddenly turned melancholic: his head went down, his warm demeanor was swept from his face and he appeared to be in deep thought. After sitting and collecting his thoughts he exclaimed, " You can't always get what you want in life, but oh how I wish I could have Katherine Heigl. I would give up my speed, shot, and agility for her any day; If I had her, I would quit hockey and move into a nice little cottage with her in the country, where we would start a family and make love every day."
Starting winger Neal Broten declined to comment on the slow start or Modano's suicide attempt, but he was, however, spotted at a strip club late last night with close friend Pacman Jones. When Flames winger Gary Roberts was asked about Broten being seen at a strip club, he exclaimed, "Pay to have sex? Are you serious? Women pay to have sex with me."
Despite still being held in the hospital, Modano is expected to be in the lineup for the Stars' next game.
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gg-- keyboard raping
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I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still, or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a person in the FVHL league can feel.
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When reading the title, I thought that this thread was going to be about how the Sam Adams brewery has had a malfunction and can't produce beer anymore, the Red Sox are no longer a good baseball team, Harvard has been deemed inferior to Cal Berkly, Noam Chomsky has moved back to Philadelphia, it was found that the Boston Tea Party actually took place in Hartford, the Patriots' Super Bowl titles have been taken away due to cheating, and Boston no longer has anything to be cocky about.
But, to my disappointment, that is not what this thread was about.
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Chicago selects, for the novelty of it, Jarkko Ruutu.
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Enough said.
...and now for something completely different.....6 aside soccer!
in Genesis Roms
Posted · Edited by Wittgenstein
An idea for the next rom (if there ever is one):
I'd like to see top clubs: AC Milan, Barcelona, Boca Jrs, LA Galaxy, FC Koln, Inter Milan, Manchester U., Chelsea, etc.
A national team .rom would be cool too.
BTW: Rooney's rated higher than Ronanldo? And I could be wrong, but I think Tevez was rated higher than both of them.