TubaHero

*facepalm* Screw you, younger self.

He's as close as you can get to one without actually being a female. Just sayin'

Formerly non-existant hopes raised and squashed in 5.28 seconds. GGs. EDIT: Although if you still need someone, I'm very up for it...pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

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NYI drop Mike Donnelly, pick up Gilbert "Not Marcel" Dionne.

I'm scared/slightly aroused.

I'm assuming you mean DNPs...which work as well, I suppose. If not... Done, done aaaaaaaaaaaand done BTW, I've forgot to mention this before, but Halifax...I live across the street from McRae. Scary guy.

The Long Island Hockey Club First Line G - Ed "The Motherf***ing Eagle" Belfour LD - Eric Weinrich RD - Steve "Facepalm" Chiasson LW - Tony "Tonight, Playing the Role of Theo Fleury is..." Granato C - Steve Larmer RW - Dave "Gagagagagagagagagaga" Gagner X - Kelly "Poor Man's Jesus" Miller Second Line G - Jeff "Waterboy" Reese LD - Doug Bodger RD - Kerry "If it weren't for the fact I play for Quebec..." Huffman LW - Adam "Almost" Graves C - Kelly "Not to Mention he's also Really Awesome" Miller RW - Gilbert "Not Marcel" Dionne X - Steve Larmer

Dear Shaftman, Please, I beg of you, do not win any games with Detroit in GENS C. Great rewards will come your way if you succeed on this mission. Yours truly, TubaHero

Smoz, the protection round finishes quite early, is there any chance of deadlines being bumped up?

You damn rascally teenager you. It's kids like you and Nats who are ruining the maturity level of the internet... Obviously, I'm kidding. Seeing as I'm 15. Ah. Anyhow, welcome, GL, Godspeed, and for the love of all that is holy, switchie to Genesis, please

Poor Oates is getting tossed around like a small child at a raging party. Adam, if you're out there, I still love you. <3

On the total off-chance anyone higher than me in the fourth round wants to swap fourth and sixth round picks, PM me. Not gonna do it for someone that's only two or so spots ahead of me, though. EDIT: My protection pick is on the table as well. Unless you want a fifth rounder, it's too late. EDITED EDIT: AIM on my iPod is shitting a brick. So once again, if interested, PM me.

Looking throught my AIM Lifestream thingy... Hokkeefan2(Sunday): im not trading hull or jr unless i get roy

I'm hoping this actually isn't sarcasm this time around... But if it isn't, thanks

To Detroit (hokkeefan2): F Adam Oates NYI's 2nd round pick To NY Islanders (MeatSkid1): G Eddie Belfour DET's 2nd round pick

Very. See you there.

Rage, let me know a good time to get our games in...I'm good weekdays after 5, and pretty much all the time on weekends, although probably not this Saturday (all times EST). Your my last opponent, so I'd thought I'd ask.

First off, let's not forget that I, for lack of a better word, really suck. I need a player like Stevie Y to even give me a playoff pipe dream. Second off, with the snaking draft system, there's no way we could've made it more fair. Since my pick for Yzerman would just not work at all, and since his 4th round pick is better than mine, the 4th and 6th were almost a necessity to add in to even it up. Good trade, I say.

Your friendly neighbourhood dealer Adam Oates and the speedy squirrel Theo Fleury are up for grabs. Looking for a 2nd round pick.

'Nother Trade! To Montreal - Freyday32 Round 2 Pick (NYI) Round 4 Pick (NYI) To NY Islanders - MeatSkid1 Steven Yzerman Round 6 Pick (MON)

Righty-o then...although considering Jesus is the only real expansioner this season, I suppose it's not really that big of a deal in the first place

EDIT: F my iPod...balete this post.