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ballin'!!!

im totally down to make money by playing nhl94... ballin'!!!

john vanbiesbrouck woke up this morning with all his goalie equipment on. he laid on his bed sweating, only thinking about the stanley cup. at the days end, he would be holding the stanley cup proudly with arms raised to the heavens'. "john was really emotional out there". said head coach, takeyourpill666. "never seen a grown man actually go into siezures just from crying." john vanbiesbrouck, after hearing the announcement of playoff MVP, went into rapid siezures after learning that he won MVP honors. Petr Kilma was available to comment, "we took john and the stanley cup to the hospital. mainly because john had a lock-hold on the cup and would scream if anyone came within 10 feet of him." it took 6 hard fought games for philly to bring home the cup. two of which went into overtime. an incredible season for head coach, takeyourpill666. STANLEY CUP!!!!!!! angryjay... respect, you are a hell of a nhl94 player. be proud.

great series matt... you are one tough nhl94 player. angryjay... i dont know if you heard, but john vanbiesbrouck wants the stanley cup.

flyers advance to eastern conference finals ......looking forward to a great match, matt hurray. john vanbiesbrouck wants that cup. oh yeah, look out.

its cool now... he explained what happened and we played a new game... i won so im happy

dude.... you leave the game in the 3rd when im winning 4-0? what the hell?

in other news, Dino Ciccarelli of the Philadelphia Flyers won a major power lifting contest in Germany with a world recording breaking bench press of 1000 lbs. "It's just something that I do for a hobby, you know, while the season is going on and what not". The overwhelming power of Dino can not only be measured in the gym, but on the ice. Long time fan David Kucker, " I remember when Dino was playing juniors. He once took a slapshot so unbelievably hard that the puck itself literally went back in time and scored the game winning goal in the 1980 Olympic "Miracle on Ice" game.

howdy ho' good neighbor my AIM is takeyourpill666 i would like to thank dmitry and my dog dusty for giving me the chance to play in this league. i promise! ill make it interesting

nhl07 rom league sounds like fun... i want buffalo!

rob.. finish your games dude... serious dude..

thats me

a lot of people who have names told me to join this league. i am super impressed with the idea of a draft league. ill be a replacement coach. doesnt bother me. if not, next season would be great. im all about nhl94 as others know. who do i have to talk to? contact me on aim: takeyourpill666 hey hokkefan2, kingscuprun, gr8199kings help me out here!

hey all... due to my landlord being a stupid ugly whore i am forced to move out by Tuesday afternoon so there is going to be a delay on the videos, seeing as they take FOREVER to render and upload, i just cant take the time.... tomorrow is going to be hell as i try and move all my stuff... good thing is my new house is literally about 300 feet away.... still, how lame... what a b***h. i live in a deplux and she lives in the second part of the deplux.... her bedroom is connected to the wall in my bedroom.... so tomorrow morning at 8am im going to turn on my 2x10 line 6 amp, plug in my ibanez, and give that old twat a heavy metal breakfast i also plan on taking all the light bulbs, leavin the s**t from my dog in the backyard, cutting the phone and cable wires, etc... you blow up on my mom and make her cry... no... you done messed with the wrong person... IM CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!

The Daily Planet written by: Clark Kent 12/15/2006 Day of Defeat Pittsburgh lost hold of the Stanley Cup after losing game 6 and the series 5-0 to the St.Louis Blues. A great series and a memorable experience for Kevin Stevens, who actually scored a goal in the series after being benched for the entire playoffs. "I was refilling the bottled water when TakeYourPill punched me in the face and told me to get on the ice." Kevin Stevens sat and cried on the bench for the rest of the game after scoring his only goal of the playoffs. "I told you Dad! I'm not a failure!". Mario Lemieux was the standout player for the entire playoffs. "I'm the best ever in the entire universe." quoted Mario after leaving the ice. "Win or lose, I'm a freakin' millionairre." Mario was later sighted taking off in his fully customized hot-air balloon. "What a remarkable season." TakeYourPill, rookie coach of the Pittsburgh Penguins was available for comment. "It was a great season. For being a rookie and a replacement coach for the matter. I think I accomplished a lot this season. I have to give respect to Cash Money, the coach for the St.Louis Blues. He was one of the most dominating coaches in the regular season. Going 32-8-0! That's impressive. He took that energy into the playoffs and it was all downhill from there." On a side note, Brett Hull still remains in the hospital after being brutally injured in the 6th game. The doctors have released information about his condition. Dr. Fluffypants talked with the press. "Brett Hull has a serious and life-threatening injury to his butt. He will never poop again." ps THE ENTIRE SERIES WAS VIDEO RECORDED I will post all the games and they should be on the message board sometime tomorrow.

yo... stumpy112/cash money... where you at? i never see you online and i am online A LOT.... lets get this finals started!!!

i love the idea for coaches recieving awards based on player votes... but there seems to be something missing. WHERE IS THE BEST GOALIE COACH AWARD? seeing that manual goalie is a HUGE factor in online games... why no best goalie coach award? think about it

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here it is!!!! GAME 4... enjoy game 5, 6, and 7 will be up soon!!!

Incredible Stories In The Universe Magazine written by: Jesus Christ 12/05/2006 Pittsburgh Shocks All of the Known Universe The domination of Pittsburgh continues tonight after winning game 7 of the eastern conference finals. "I'm so happy! I can't wait to go home and smoked a bowl." Kevin Stevens sat on the bench for all of the series, but his leadership proved vital in the success of the team. "I'm the go to guy. If someone needs water or a towel. Hey, that's what I'm here for." We managed to get an exlusive interview with the Penguins coach. "I told Mario if he wanted to see his kids alive again he would have to score the game winning goal. Luckily, I didn't have to kill a 6 year old kid because Mario is amazing and scored the game winning goal." Ron Francis was a key member of the team and managed to record a 4 goal game in the series. "I'm the best ever! I deserve to be number 1 in the hall of fame. Why doesn't anyone love me?" Ron Francis was later found passed out in the Civic Center parking lot. "Poor guy, he doesn't have anybody who cares about him" said, Bill Butter, long-time Pittsburgh fan. The city of Pittsburgh celebrates tonight as the long journey to the finals as arrived. St. Louis verses Pittsburgh in a series that will change the world. p.s. GAME 4, 5, 6, and 7 were all recorded! they will be available soon

if it does ill put in the actually score.... but, dude... im really let down that you dont believe i score 97 goals... i mean, come on dude, seriously.

The Daily Barf written by: Mr. Lumpinpant 11/28/2006 The Day Pittsburgh Stood Still Unbelievable. It is the only word to described what happened during the 2nd round playoff series of the Pittsburgh Penguins versus the Washington Capitals. "We just needed to win. Losing was not an option". Mario Lemiux spoke with reporters after winning 97-3 to win the series in 5 games. "You had to see it to believe it. In fact, I saw it and I don't even believe it." After Mario scored his 97th goal of the game every single person in attendence that night heads exploded. " I thought the loud explosion was just the goal horn. Turned out it was everyone's head exploding." The coach of the Pittsburgh Penguins was available for comment. "I don't think the blood with ever wash off."