jrodimus Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 (edited) Hey dudes (and egg)- While in my insomnia-induced stupor, I began to think about some of my all-time favorite moments from our favorite resident wacko. This is by no means meant to be a comprehensive list, just a list of highlights (lowlights?) from Hokk's turbulent NHL94 "career". Some quotes are heavily edited in order to keep the NHL94 moderator gestapo at bay: "i have already broken my desk,keybord and just about my knuckle and my women is ready to kill me" "your just stupid ice so your opinion is useless ,so go lift weights and it might make you smarter" "f**k the gdl site of now and grow some balls and do whats right and dont give me that oh he had food poisoning 2 months ago and he cant do anything...f**k him !!!!" "psssssssss...click...glug,glug,glug...ahhhh..... oh and i tripped over the reigns and fell off the wagon...damnit" "well besides jrod being gay and leaving us hanging ..id like to say thank u jrod for listening to me all those nights i was plastered and messaged ur ass off" "taking offers on my sweetums ...big al iafrate ...ohhh yeah" "in that season you ...you...not every season hahaha you ...you .... " "you thick eye brow mo fo" "im ok now ...had my coffee and smokes" "I will try to have as many kids as possible and brainwash them with nhl94 ..." and my personal favorite..... "ggs c**tface!" Edited May 30, 2009 by jrodimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Russian Rocket Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 (edited) Houlanov is good at that too. ''Know what? I'm also Hokkee, and Rynweinmeyer from time to time, yeah Ice, best mod ever, f**king stupid who thinks i'm all the people, oh Mrsoulx isnt on very often, it must be me!'' Edited May 30, 2009 by The Russian Rocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaftman Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 lol. then theres always "f*ck this stupid game. its such BS... I QUIT. never playing in this league again..! ...for real this time!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceStorm70 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 freakin classic post bra. How bout this common one: hokkeefan2 (9:43:07 PM):: Hey, GDL exibition Any Community Member (9:43:25pm): Sure hokkeefan2 (9:44:10 PM):: k, one minute gotta get my coffee Any Community Member (9:48:00pm): Yo, ready? Any Community Member (9:50:12pm): Dude, you playin or what? Hokkeefan2 signed off at 10:45:32 PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebe_The_Legend Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 freakin classic post bra.How bout this common one: hokkeefan2 (9:43:07 PM):: Hey, GDL exibition Any Community Member (9:43:25pm): Sure hokkeefan2 (9:44:10 PM):: k, one minute gotta get my coffee Any Community Member (9:48:00pm): Yo, ready? Any Community Member (9:50:12pm): Dude, you playin or what? Hokkeefan2 signed off at 10:45:32 PM HAHAHAHAHAHA, that is soooooooooo classic, and so accurate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carse Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 I mistakenly left my cell phone number in my away message, and Hokkee called me as his alias "Stan" one night when I wasnt home one night asking about when I wanted to get our series in for P1zzas league.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceStorm70 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 I mistakenly left my cell phone number in my away message, and Hokkee called me as his alias "Stan" one night when I wasnt home one night asking about when I wanted to get our series in for P1zzas league.. ya thats jusy down right disturbing, especially a name like Stan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freydey Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 hokke : man after u scored that goal in ot i went so ape i jst broke my new lcd screen godf%$k, im gonna retire for that, i will tell my wife it broke from bad delivery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceStorm70 Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Bump - with updated repeat moment: Icestorm NHL94 (8:34:57 PM): play a few Hokkeefan2 (8:45:54 PM): sure in a few mins though just sending wife n kids away Icestorm NHL94 (8:46:09 PM): k Hokkeefan2 signed off at 9:02:55 PM. hokkeefan2 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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