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  1. Hey dudes (and egg)-

    While in my insomnia-induced stupor, I began to think about some of my all-time favorite moments from our favorite resident wacko.

    This is by no means meant to be a comprehensive list, just a list of highlights (lowlights?) from Hokk's turbulent NHL94 "career".

    Some quotes are heavily edited in order to keep the NHL94 moderator gestapo at bay:

    "i have already broken my desk,keybord and just about my knuckle and my women is ready to kill me"

    "your just stupid ice so your opinion is useless ,so go lift weights and it might make you smarter"

    "f**k the gdl site of now and grow some balls and do whats right and dont give me that oh he had food poisoning 2 months ago and he cant do anything...f**k him !!!!"

    "psssssssss...click...glug,glug,glug...ahhhh..... oh and i tripped over the reigns and fell off the wagon...damnit"

    "well besides jrod being gay and leaving us hanging ..id like to say thank u jrod for listening to me all those nights i was plastered and messaged ur ass off"

    "taking offers on my sweetums ...big al iafrate ...ohhh yeah"

    "in that season you ...you...not every season hahaha you ...you .... "

    "you thick eye brow mo fo"

    "im ok now ...had my coffee and smokes"

    "I will try to have as many kids as possible and brainwash them with nhl94 ..."

    and my personal favorite.....

    "ggs c**tface!"

    :P

  2. could be even better if that tie was actually a win, seems they forgot to use the playoff rom).

    Guilty as charged. However the tie was actually a LOSS!!

    Ps-Just had my 1st post edited(in 2 years!!) :P

    Seems like the mods are bored too when a little trash talking gets erased!

    spent 10 bucks on the mod lounge vending machine today alone : mods

  3. LoL, Kgman, looks like Wags with some skills, tough it looks like he won GDL 3, by like Error, or something, and then brags about it for 2 years, while doing nothing worthwhile

    Ignorant toddler.

  4. On the advice of Kgman's new agent Jrod I will have no formal commications with any members of the Canadian Team.

    It's true.

    This measure is being taken to protect Kg from any Canadian NHL94 black ops types.

    He's too valuable to team USA to risk being put in a hostage situation.

    -Jrod

  5. No need to take it personally and attack one another.

    Ice, I'm sick of your goatee and bald head-s**t's been gettin on my last nerve!

    And would you please, for the love of god, stop callin me "brah"?- I damn sure ain't Hawaiian, and don't think you are either.

    Also, WTF is up with you and Petr Klima? Wouldja stop drafting him in every stinking league?

    News Flash: HE AIN'T THAT GREAT!!!

    Edit: Just to make this post legit, Det in 5(they can't be stopped)

  6. the competitive juices that i once had are no longer evident, perhaps one day, those juices will come back,

    The last thing I wanted to read about today is some dudes "juices" B)

    ps-I'll challenge your ass, Carse

    pss-awesome post, clock

    "94 is chocolate crack"=instant classic

    (can I have your expressed, written permission to use that?)

    psss-ggs AJ you are one of the best at this game, thanks for the beatings

    may the grip of 94 bring you back soon

  7. I think many guys have grand visions of ruling netplay with an iron fist and get discouraged too quickly if they get battered for the first couple games, or in the standings of the first league and become disinterested.. Like AJ said you gotta catch the chicken and pay your dues in the L column before finding nirvana.

    Agreed.

    Not everyone can step in and be a Jrod/Ice/Sebe :dal_skater_hand_grab:

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