OK, so the other night, my fiancee and I are sitting on the couch, trying to figure out what to do…
Me: "Hey, you still haven't played my NHL ROM! Do you want to give it a try now?"
Her: "Sure!"
Me: "Do you want to play as teammates or against eachother. I suggest we play as…"
Her: "NO! I want to play against you."
Me. "OK, what team do you want? I suggest Edmonton. Playing as McDavid is…"
Her: "I need to check out their uniforms first."
She goes on her laptop, presumably to Google images, and suddenly exclaims:
Her: "Philadelphia!!! I love the black and orange, it looks so cool!"
Me: "Really? You should check out Anaheim, they have more black on the uniforms, you might like that."
Her: "No! They look cheap and tacky."
So I get it set it up on the TV, she is PHI at home (I'm ANA), and when the opening face-off screen comes up, she starts exclaiming again.
Her: "NO! The Philadelphia uniforms are wrong! They should be BLACK! I don't like this!"
Me: "OH! You saw their third jerseys! Right. Sorry honey, I only used the standard jerseys in my ROM."
Her: "You should add in the third jerseys too!"
Me: Slaps forehead.
After the puck drop, I quickly discovered that me taking Anaheim was a bad idea. The colours were too similar to Philly for her, and she kept getting confused. She eventually found her niche being the goaltender as much as possible. However, despite my numerous explanations, she couldn't understand why she kept getting a whistle when she tried to skate with puck up the ice with her goalie,
After our 5-minute scrimmage she agrees to play as teammates with Edmonton. It was fun. The highlight was setting her up for a one-timer that went in. I was more excited than her! Unfortunately we still lost. She finally understood that she had to pass it as the goalie in order to avoid the whistle. This led to countless own goals, as she would frantically pass it into her net. It's hard to defend against that.
Tonight I'll show her your latest ROMs. I look forward to her telling me how much she likes these ones better, and how you "get it" about the uniforms.