Jail time for those that cheat at '94

[halifax]

http://www.thebeaverton.com/national/item/739-study-every-child-who-cheated-at-nhl-94-now-a-hardened-criminal

"A new study by Simon Fraser university has
revealed that all children who constantly relied on well known but
impossible to stop cheats to win at NHL 94 have turned into dangerous
and potentially violent criminals.

“Ordinarily with these kind of studies there is a margin of
error, or some level of uncertainty, but here the results were
indisputable” said researcher Melvyn Pelnek, Ph.D., “100% percent of the
kids who used one or more of the games many scoring tricks to
mercilessly beat their opponents have spent at least a year in jail.”

Pelnek pointed to one subject Jay “little J” Shah, who for years
would spend the entire game skating the puck into the corner, then
cutting to the net and tucking the puck around the goalie, despite his
friends’ pleas that such a move was “totally unfair dude!” Shah is
currently serving a 10 year sentence in Kingston penitentiary for
aggravated assault.

“If only the police had known about his relentlessly using the move
to win games by a score of 36 to 10, they may have been able to get to
him before he smacked that parking enforcement officer with his shoe.”

University officials maintained that the results of the survey went well beyond one individual however.

“Frankly, simply by identifying the type of NHL 94 player a kid was,
we are able to easily define what kind of criminal they grew up to be,”
said fellow scientist David Hauptman.

The study found kids who would use the corner cheat to be overly
aggressive, macho personalities, prone to violent outbursts and
uncontrolled rage. On the other hand, those who relied on the equally
bullshit one-timer cheat were more controlled and ruthless, making them
perfect for elaborate jewelry heists and high speed car chases.

“I’m pretty sure Ryan Gosling’s character in Drive was based on a kid I used to play with,” Hauptman added.

As for the kids who would play as the Chicago Blackhawks to take
advantage of the fact that Jeremy Roenick was by far the best player in
the game?

“Serial killers. Every single one of them,” said Pelnek.

At press time, you f**king knew it."

[Wittgenstein]

If this is the case, Raph is def running a ponzi scheme, plabax is gonna be an anonymous hacker, & tk is gonna turn to a life of crime after he gets done with school

Edited June 14, 2013 by Wittgenstein

[kingraph]

If this is the case,

"nhl94 is all that is the case"

[trudatman]

this is clearly about one particular version of the game and it encompasses use of legitimate moves (press and hold that goaltender "control" button early, folks) to score. excluding players that have never scored, I think this could include all Genesissies.

[LA Robbie]

http://www.thebeaverton.com/national/item/739-study-every-child-who-cheated-at-nhl-94-now-a-hardened-criminal

Pelnek pointed to one subject Jay “little J” Shah, who for years

would spend the entire game skating the puck into the corner, then

cutting to the net and tucking the puck around the goalie, despite his

friends’ pleas that such a move was “totally unfair dude!” Shah is

currently serving a 10 year sentence in Kingston penitentiary for

aggravated assault.

“If only the police had known about his relentlessly using the move

to win games by a score of 36 to 10, they may have been able to get to

him before he smacked that parking enforcement officer with his shoe.”

University officials maintained that the results of the survey went well beyond one individual however.

“Frankly, simply by identifying the type of NHL 94 player a kid was,

we are able to easily define what kind of criminal they grew up to be,”

said fellow scientist David Hauptman.

The study found kids who would use the corner cheat to be overly

aggressive, macho personalities, prone to violent outbursts and

uncontrolled rage.

All this time Mav has been playing in these tournaments from death row!!!

[Wittgenstein]

"nhl94 is all that is the case"

1.1 nhl94 is the totality of facts, not of things.

1.11 nhl94 is determined by the facts, and by their being all the facts.

1.12 For the totality of facts determines what is the case, and also whatever is not the case.

1.13 The facts in logical space are nhl94.

1.2 nhl94 divides into facts.

1.21 Each item can be the case or not the case while everything else remains the same.

It is clear that a good pass shot cannot be put into words. Pass shots are transcendental. Edited June 15, 2013 by Wittgenstein

[kingraph]

My thoughts exactly. I'm glad we settled that.