clockwise Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Step 1. Your team has the best fans - you always had the best fans. Every other team says "We have the best fanzz 111", but they are (enter city here) fans, so they don't know s**t. Step 2. Your team only lost because you suddenly moved away from the TV | stadium seat to get another: beer, snack, air horn, flare gun. Or missed the entire game. Good job you jinx. Step 3. You wear team apparel to support the (enter team here) and (enter player name here). It's guys like you, that put (enter player name here) in that (enter digit here),000,000 house with the helicopter pad. They know who butters their bread. Step 4. Your team wins - great officiating, clean game - (enter player name here) made a hockey play..Dude it wasn't a kicking motion ok, god..No it wasn't - $%@# off! It's hockey for gods sake. Step 5. Your team loses - horrendous biased officiating - Every call went (enter opposing team) way. It's BS. Did you see that kicking motion? Go play soccer with that crap. Step 6. Your (enter team here) really has a chance for the cup in (enter year here). Your team has a group of solid young guys, and a good group of vets to keep the young ones grounded. Step 7. Your team will win in (enter # 4-7) games. It doesn't matter who the other team is..What the hell are you gonna do? Pick against your own team? Good job you jinx. Rinse, repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokkeefan Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 drink lots of beer and spew out your anger on posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrodimus Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 drink lots of beer and spew out your anger on posts How to be a hokkeefan: The Really Missing Manual Step 1: see above comment Step 2: While playing games, abrupty hit the pause button for no apparent reason-go back into the game as abruptly as you paused it Step 3: Announce to your opponents that you're taking a smoke break approximately every 8 minutes; make sure you're gone for at least 15 Step 4: Immediately after aforementioned drunken rant, respond to your own post within one minute-shortly after that, delete original drunken, ranting post;replace with Step 5: Ask an NHL 94 member for a game and disappear Step 6: Create multiple alter-egos, get on the message board and talk about what a good guy you are *This is by no means a comprehensive guide on how to be a hokkeefan, so feel free to amend this manual!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halifax Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 How to be a hokkeefan: The Really Missing ManualStep 1: see above comment Step 2: While playing games, abrupty hit the pause button for no apparent reason-go back into the game as abruptly as you paused it Step 3: Announce to your opponents that you're taking a smoke break approximately every 8 minutes; make sure you're gone for at least 15 Step 4: Immediately after aforementioned drunken rant, respond to your own post within one minute-shortly after that, delete original drunken, ranting post;replace with Step 5: Ask an NHL 94 member for a game and disappear Step 6: Create multiple alter-egos, get on the message board and talk about what a good guy you are *This is by no means a comprehensive guide on how to be a hokkeefan, so feel free to amend this manual!!!! WTF u only released steps 1 thru 6 ALL STEPS must be released so guys can see more steps u f*cker release more steps next time.some guys like all steps released at once. more steps equals more fun for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrodimus Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 WTF u only released steps 1 thru 6 ALL STEPS must be released so guys can see more steps u f*cker release more steps next time.some guys like all steps released at once. more steps equals more fun for everyone. hokk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo Knows NHL94 Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 Step 8: You call Ron Barr and ask him to do the pre-game report for your team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokkeefan Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 oh s**t man those were gut busting funny lol lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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