clockwise Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 But I have a feeling you have done your research already Indeed, Mikey. I have received this report from the future... US president Donald Trump holds an impromptu summit with all word leaders with the help of holographic Abe Lincoln to determine how to contain Pixelated Heroes pandemonium from causing worldwide hysteria and stampedes. People around the world eagerly wait for the clock to strike 12:00 AM to get their copies of Pixelated Heroes. Everyone at the summit surely feels the tremendous gravity of the situation, and is moved to tears.Suddenly, Kim Jong-un appears on the main-monitor, crying and apologizing profusely for then pain and suffering he has caused. He states that only now, after the release of Pixelated Heroes, has he seen the folly of his ways and the suffering of his people. The room erupts with applause and cheers, and every world leader unanimously agrees that this day be made officially as, 'worldwide NHL'94-Pixelated-Heroes Day'. It's a new festive holiday where everyone is encouraged to play NHL'94 as a sign of world peace and solidarity. The new rules of the holiday are written on a scroll with an ink quill and signed by every world leader. It's put over a candle to give it those burn marks that make it look like an older document than it actually is. Then, it's rolled up and shot through a pneumatic tube, where it is sent directly to replace the constitution at the Smithsonian in Washington D.C. Meanwhile, broadcasts are interrupted all over the globe, informing all citizens to go home and be with their families to enjoy the new holiday: NHL'94-Pixelated-Heroes Day. Gabe Newell announces Half-Life 3, and in the same breath states that Gordon Freeman will be replaced by Mikey McBryan. Reviews are pouring in as 10's all across the board, it's hailed as a master stroke of pure genius by all media; small and large. Local news to national 24-hour networks are wall-to-wall Pixelated Heroes coverage around the clock. Bill O'reilly renames the 'O'reilly Factor' to the 'McBryan Factor' for NHL'94-Pixelated-Heroes Day. Haters and NHL'95 fans have taken to self-flagellation with controller cables. The Pope offers the papacy to Mikey at the Vatican, but he graciously declines as he addresses the throngs of people who wait for his words. He states, only, "Thank you for making Pixelated Heroes possible. Thank you all." The crowds watching from around the world in stadiums and pubs, in public squares and homes are raucous and jubilant. Mikey hops into his red, F355 Ferrari, but it has no wheels at all. Somehow finding the time while developing Pixelated Heroes, Mikey has created the worlds first, fully modified hover-Ferrari. He winks, puts on his sunglasses, and turns the stereo to the opening theme of NHL'94. Then he turns the key and the car gradually takes flight and soars into the sky. Subsequently, Elon Musk purchases the hover-Ferrari technology from Mikey for his Tesla factories. Mikey uses this massive windfall to purchase EA, using an unlimited budget for an NHL'94 remake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smozoma Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 The new rules of the holiday are written on a scroll with an ink quill and signed by every world leader. 1. Thou shalt not cross-crease cheese edit: wait a second.. they already exist: http://forum.nhl94.com/index.php/topic/371-ten-commandments-of-nhl-94/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
segathon Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Haters and NHL'95 fans have taken to self-flagellation with controller cables. PROTIP: I prefer the 6 button controller for self-flagellation as the 3 button one is too heavy. Good stuff Clockwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMikey Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 OMG, tears are truly rolling down my cheek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brutus Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Indeed, Mikey. I have received this report from the future... Suddenly, Kim Jong-un appears on the main-monitor, crying and apologizing profusely for then pain and suffering he has caused. He states that only now, after the release of Pixelated Heroes, has he seen the folly of his ways and the suffering of his people. Pretty sure, somewhere in North Korea, Kim Jong-un having been alerted to his name being referenced in an American/Canadian online forum with world leaders, is currently executing everyone of his lower staff who keep beating him in this "new" game that was subqquently discovered during this search. Their faces are filled with joy as they figure out the deke/jukes to beat Kim's piss poor goalie play, only to quickly turn to frowns as they are carried out of the rooms by the scruffs of their collars. Heaven help the guy who yanks his goalie during a faceoff down in his own end! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockwise Posted February 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 On 5/2/2016 at 10:27 PM, clockwise said: US president Donald Trump 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
segathon Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 The prophecy is coming true.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smozoma Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 9 minutes ago, clockwise said: On 5/2/2016 at 10:27 PM, clockwise said: US president Donald Trump What.. have you.. DONE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockwise Posted November 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 Great job Mikey; I loved it! Seeing Mark Lesser was like finding Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi. So many awesome memories. Thanks for all your hard work! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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