If I'm fat it's cuz o' all the pussy I've been lickin'
All 'em money I've been makin'
Sponsors up my ass (no homo) fans outside my window
Blink and I've already passed you, puttin' on a show
3-0, 4-0, 5-0 your D ain't worth a buck
Now get out of my thread before I put you out of your misery
Why you lose? Oh, here is my theory:
- YOU SUCK!
I'm the king of the rink puttin' knives in ya spleen
Sorry bud, I didn't mean to be obscene
But what's seen can't be unseen
You're still a french bloke, ruled by an english queen
Yo.