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22 hours ago, kingraph said:

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This one really makes me think about my life choices.

I could of learned an instrument or a language but I chose retro video game roster knowledge....

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MWW I show up at gaming night at my best-bro-from-works-new house and all my squadmates are there and I'm still super sauced from the quarterly-company-event from earlier.

When she says, "Fine! I'm gonna fuck the next guy I see!"

But I leave the bag with my controllers in the car.

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But I probably don't need em because most of these dudes are younger than me so I'll look ridiculous with my old-man-gamer-gear.

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Then I remember Steve said he got like 50 Genesis games for 20 bucks or something last month and the best one was Revenge of Shinobi.

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But I'd be trying too hard and no one is expecting me to bring them anyway.

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Then I remember that no one wears a suit to hang out and I could probably just stop home and put on a t shirt and jeans.

But then you remember your roommate is paying your rent.

But someone notices me and I've been waking back and forth from my car to the house for 5 minutes.

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The controllers though, they might think it's cool if I bring em.

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But my boy Mitch is approaching and he's drunker than I am.

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Then I see all the women are in the front of the house and my anxiety kicks in.

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I'm not attracted to any of them anyway.

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There's still a chance I'll have to make eye contact as drunk as I am.

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If I just walk with Mitch no one will notice how drunk I am because he's so wrecked.

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He wants us to get more beer before we go downstairs and I can probably just bolt and no one will even know I was here.

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Then we get down there and Kris and Gus are playing PS4 and Steve is actually playing Pigskin Footbrawl on a god damn Sega Genesis with Chad.

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But I haven't checked the forum for almost 3 hours and it's my turn to pick.

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Then I remember I haven't been in a league for like 8 years and I can post tomorrow when I sober up.

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Thoroughly enjoyed this story and accompanying graphics.  

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