Zalex

who are you, comeback litte bro? btw you're accusing us of trolling by backing up trutdman?? quessé ca tabarnaque

i knew all this already, MOFAPE TROLOLOL

Wow is this hack? I never seen this before.

2011 SUMMIT SERIES : Awards, Records and more Awards : The Iron Man : SOH with 88 games played The Captain Clutch : Sebe with the Game Winning Goal in 57% of his games The Wrecking Ball : Habs with 4,45 chk for per game The Unstoppable Ape : Sebe with 5,83pts per game The 'I rapon while I trapon man': Freydey with the best +/- per game (+1,64 per gm) The Sniper : Habs with a shooting perc of 50,8% The Machine Gun : Sebe with 9,35 shots per game The Undefeated Kunt : Emagix with a 100% winning rate (2wins in 2gms) The Finisher : Sebe with 4,61 goals per game The Gentlemen : Habs and Smozoma with 2,25 assists per game each The Punching bag : SOH with 3,69 chk against per game The Scott Gomez : OrangeBlack with the worst shooting perc. (21,2%) The Lazy Ass Russian : Kupuck with the worst +/- per game (-1,57 per gm) Players Records (One Game): -Most checks for : Habs with 10 -Most shots : Zalex with 18 -Most points : Habs(2), SOH, Comeback, Houlanov(2), Zalex with 11 each -Most Assists : DanLizhot(2), Boknows, Zalex, Comeback, Smozoma with 6 each -Most Goals : Zalex with 10 Team Facts : -Canada scored 129 more goals than USA in 187 gms -Faceoffs were won 50,9% of the time by Canada -Canada completed near 3 more passes per gm than USA -Canadians did more one-timers overall than americans, (2,6 vs 1,6 per gm for CAN) -While USA had more breakaways overall, Team Canada scored more breakaways goals overall -Only 3 shutouts in 187 gms. 2 for USA / 1 for CAN (Comeback was playing in both USA shutouts) Random Facts : -Polite died early in the summit. He only played 5 gms. Huge loss. -Boknows and Comeback are the only USA players that arent in the minus. -This year summit took just under 3 months to complete -Whinnings cunts are everywhere, in every team and are definitely gaylords fockers

Canada wins the 2011 summit series 100 to 87 ! Canada 100th win. Zalex Super Goat Mode. --- Thanks to every mofape that played in this year summit. It was a tight race until the end where Canada took a lead. Awards and wrap up coming soon. --- Stay tuned in late August for A NEW 2ON2 EVENT. TO THE GAAAAAA

Red Maple Leaf + Plane = Air Canada'S hockey team

Wheres Hokkeygirl post ? Its gone. Oh wait, was it really a post about her before anyway ?! Hokkeygirl has now become a myth on these forums. THIS --- GA thread is reborn, time for some ga.

LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Even if it was a mistake, the mod who did this wont make his coming out and say it was him. Hes obv too scared to have all the forum against him. JULY 21ST, 2011, the day where we lost the ultimate ga thread of all ga

WHEN YOU DELETE THE RANDOM THREAD OF GA, ITS MY SOUL YOU SEND TO HELL. NO MORE GA THREAD = NO MORE ZALEX

Three more wins for CANADA The end is near

LIES. U DONT HAVE FRIEND. YOU ARE A BRUINS FAN. I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE AND IT SAID PENISANDWITCH

sternest: Hey there, stranger! me: ga sternest: Hmmm... (Message is too short.) me: GAGA sternest: Hmmm... (Message is too short.) me: GAGAGA sternest: No?! (Message is too short.) me: GAGAGA GA GA GAAAAAA sternest: A ga-ga. A ga-ga. A ga-ga AA sternest has now joined the GA sect

f**king Trapon is worth s**t in playoff. The two best defensive teams in the league (myself and habs) were both eliminated in 6 games by the 7th seed. Then again, the two 7th seed were Swos and KGman...

so accept your 94 faith when you get anus locked. thats good sportmanship.

The thing is, Goalie Lock doesnt happen randomly out of no where. It happens when you act like an ape with your goalie. Until someone can hack rom to remove that problem, just live and die with your mistake when you go ape with your goalie. Waiting 10sec to pull goalie or throwing puck in the crowd arent valid options. Lets say im down by 1 goal with 12sec left to game and you get goalie locked, waiting 10sec would remove any chance of me tieing the gm. Throwing the puck in crowd means faceoff so, you could win the puck position even if I had it prior to goalie lock.

Its the final CUNTDOWN Canada only needs 9 more wins 91-81 CAN

WHAT THE GA Hokkey was the worst offensive team in the playoff. Icestorm had the most wins in the entire lg (42) But asstorm known to chokon in playoff. --- Those playoff looks great so far, some nice upsets like in last BLITZ.

Hokkeefan2 5:43 pm (17:43:34): i need to get mobile and then maybe bring laptop to work,sometimes in certauin areas i can get cell service heeh (17:43:53): on my breaks i could play lol zalex1414 5:44 pm (17:44:29): ADDICTED (17:44:42): PLAYING 94 IN THE WOODS WITH WOLVES AND GRIZLLY Hokkeefan2 5:44 pm (17:45:12): yeah i chased a grizzly down the road with pickup 3 days ago (17:46:01): i chased it for like a km then i stopped to let him off road and i started again and he kept running,took 2 km run ,he was exhausted lol zalex1414 5:46 pm (17:46:29): HAHAHAHA (17:46:31): WHY U DID THIS Hokkeefan2 5:47 pm (17:47:47): just cause it was funny at first so i stopped and gave him chance to get off road then he ran back on road and wouldnt get off ,so i made him get some excercise --- Welcome to NHL94.com. Everyone here is perfectly normal.

No. Players arent allowed to clone themselves.

lol

Comeback: mav doesnt drop or quit in 2on2 lgs. Ask him why, i dont know. But he doesnt play like a rat in 2on2 lgs. Hes also online very often which is something important in a 2on2 fixed tm lg. its your call who u wanna take but i just wanted to clarify that mav doesnt act like a **** in 2on2.

84-78 Canada AT MOST, there are 37 games left to be played. Canada has more home gms left on the site, so try to play more gms @ Canada than @ USA for a bit.

This was the most even series I ever played, it was ridicoulus how every games, periods and minutes were so even. Every Game could have been won by the other coach really. It was a matter of inch everytime. Out of 6 gms, five were one goal gms and the 6th was a 2 goals gm... Doesnt get more tight than this. GGs again swos