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At this very moment as things stand Mike Gartner is 1st in points (52) and holding fast onto the Art Ross trophy with 1 game remaining for the Rangers. In the Gateway City of St. Louis the Golden Brett Hull is 2nd in points (49) and nipping at Gartner's heels, trailing by only 4 points with 1 game remaining. Who does St. Louis and the Blue Shirts of New York play in that final game? Montreal will crown the the winner of the Art Ross trophy with both St. Louis and New York playing the Habs in the final game of they're season. I'm accepting bribes in the form of a Slap Chop, Snuggie, or a life size cut out of Arlen Specter. Edit: Roenick is 3rd in total points as well with the Blackhawks playing the Habs in their 2nd to last game of the season too

I've been the intermediary for Boston (politelyerased) of late for some coaches. He's on practically every day and plays of lot of 2on2, however I think his AIM handle is filtered so that hes visible only to people in his buddy list. He said he's going to add everyone from the league into his buddy list soon. If you really want to get a hold of him send a pm.

Sweet. I was going to microwave my NHL'94 cart with a 3.5 floppy disk of my NHL'91 edit. But now I can get S-Video to play on my boob tube.

Gartner should replace the stash on the Pringles can and be the front man for the, "Once You Pop The Fun Don't Stop" World Tour. And Gartner Game = gg. I don't need my Little Orphan Anne decoder ring anymore.

Yeah Shanny is riding dirty. He's loving smozoma for the weight bug fix. Gretzky's shots have a marshmallow center, so even though he has freaky deke ability he can't float it real well on a sharp angle. With poor velocity there is no threat from the slapper, and 1 timers are rarely going to beat a goalie out high. And with players that have cannonading drives you can score with a half slapper leaving no chance to switch to the goalie - though I rarely see anyone exploit this above the dots.

Your welcome to take a number and sign up with the registry form. As things stand right now there are 5 or 6 coaches ahead of you in the event someone has to be... Erased. And I would like to artfully dodge having to replace anyone (by artfully I mean nefariously), as I've had my fair share of musical chairs in some other leagues.. So if someone can't meet their commitment to complete the schedule - which is very reasonable I might add - be it extenuating circumstances or whatever, they might just forfeit their remaining games.

Exhibition I s'pose? Since you guys - Philadelphia | New York Rangers - have no regular season league games. Click here for Legal Notice: And Bill Orally the clown, and the Do It Live Cup will never be a subsidiary of NHL91.com so long as he boycotts France, falafel's, luffa sponge's, and or sexual harassment lawsuits.

Speed? Speed you say? Let there be speed...

Wasted my tokens on shot power. Even the slugs can chalk up a few points if they don't have feather wrists. Other wise I'd say speed because of the ability to do Disney On Ice until an avenue opens up for the one timer, or the obvious jail break away.

People kept throwing hats I'm wearing a sombrero next time the Pens come to Philly..

It's not as simple as sharing a Root Beer float with Bettman and padding his booster seat with dollar dollar bills y'all. The league doesn't appear very receptive to being strong armed into the condition that it will award Balsillie a franchise that's contingent on it migrating to Southern Ontario. More offers are likely to surface soon, but I'm not sure what city(s) have "easy bake" venues that could facilitate a new team immediately. Don't know if Wisconsin has a stadium that's large enough capacity for a NHL team but they love them some hockey, and Packer fans are some of most loyal fans any where.

League Conferences and divisions. Note: Total points determine seeding hierarchy. Division champions won't get a higher seed over a inter-conference | inter-division team with more points. Egg Roll Conference Malt Liquor Division 9. Matt Hurray - Los Angeles 4. habs - New Jersey 16. Houlanov - Quebec 11. smozoma - Buffalo 17. puckhead8926 - New York I. 19. Iceguy94 - Hartford Pocket Calculator Division 13. boknowsnhl94 - New York R. 8. hokkee - Chicago 1. politelyerased - Boston 5. Wittgenstein - Minnesota 15. Newjerseykiller - Detroit __________________________________________________________ Physic Hotline Conference Oodles Of Noodles Division 21. swos - Toronto 10. XdeathsbloodX - St. Louis 6. flamingpavelbure - Vancouver 12. WagsTh - Washington 20. donnybrook94 - Winnipeg Chubby Checker Division 18. Vocally Caged - Philadelphia 2. Freydey - Edmonton 3. sarcdoc23 - Calgary 7. kaberger8 - Pittsburgh 14. clockwise - Montreal

Looking at the members list the forum has a lot of lurkers. Only half of all registered users have ever posted. Most of the lurkers probably sign up to download attachments | roms.

Scoring your goals. Clearly he has the Midas touch providing 61% of the Blues goals in 12 games, but he never passes the dutchie on the left hand side.. Just 2 assists. Roenick is top bread winner with 30 goals and 12 assists with 3 games remaining. Should be a tight race for Art Ross. And the Detroit Lions popped the bubbly now that their winless record is unrivaled. It took 16 games but Puckead8926 finally has his first (and second) victory of the season. Congrats to Puckhead. This ones on me dude.

Oh yeah, forgot about Lucky.

Yeah Detroit scouts must have Biff Tannen's sports almanac.. But will he ever score 500 goals? Magic 8 ball says: Henrik Zetterberg = Henrik getz beterer

Irrespective of the top 30 picks the draft always produces some diamonds in the rough.. Inexorably. Peter Bondra is possibly the best sleeper pick ever. Taken in the 8th round (156th overall) he is in sole possession of nearly every one of Washington's franchise records. Leads all Capitals in goals (472), points (825), power play goals (137), game winning goals (73), short handed goals (32), and hat tricks (19). Not bad for an 8th round pick. And I'm sure ESPN2 will have round the clock coverage on the ticker wire of World Champions of Lawn Darts.

The HAL 5000 anagram machine. Some NHL94.com member alias's and handles: hokkeefan: Fake'n ok, 'eh addisonbr: Odd brains The Russian Rocket: Stink out research Freydey: Fry'd eye jrodimus: Jr sodium xdeathsbloodx: Halt! Odd sex box hockeygirl: Girly choke Sabre Dance: Sacred bean trudatman: Rad mutant EnsuingFracas: Gas nun is facer Johan Emanuelsson: An lone jesus man, ho jesusplaysnhlninefour : nuns has four jely niples

I won't say if he deserves to be inducted into the HHOF as it's rather subjective, but if the Wings win another cup this year it's probably a lock. Plus with a name anagram like: Osgood = So Good. Why not? Some other interesting name anagrams: Marek Zidlicky = I kicked Mr. Lazy Roberto Luongo = Robot goon lure Maxim Afinogenov = Give moon man a fix Rod Brind'Amour = Odd brain rumor Scott Stevens = Vest contests Simon Gagne = Ginseng Mao Patrick Kane = Pirate knack Kristian Huselius = I like Saturn sushi Peter Taglianetti = Elegant pirate tit. Petr Nedved = Deep TV nerd Jamie Langenbrunner = Men ran bare in jungle Eric Staal = I steal car Marco Sturm = Ram scrotum Alexander Svitov = Love van is X-rated Thomas Vanek = OK, he’s a TV man And here's a anagram generator that will respond in the form of a anagram no matter what you type if anyone want's to test some names (I think there's a filter on vulgar words though).

Eherrrm: NHL91.com. The deadlines in the 91 league have a wide berth (20 games in 2 months) to try and avert the summer malaise.. But I wouldn't say no one plays, mainly because it's season would be doomed, dooooomed! And by fall you mean October I presume? Hope we can start the draft before then..

Cause 6 was sold out? It's probably a vestige of Wboy's 30 team template - don't remember adding it myself. By request I've added the AIM coach contact list to the standings and player stats pages. Never intended to have coach names displayed publicly on the site so they were omitted from the sql calls when the data tables and css containers were built (at the time all teams were CPUBos etc).

This depends on the coach to a degree I think. Some players are probably more comfortable skating up ice into the attacking zone, and passing passing back to the point (skating downwards) into the offensive zone can be precarious for some reason - speaking from my own experience here. The vast preponderance of coaches don't change on the fly so there's virtually no advantage there either. Looking at box scores over the years in leagues that employ stat tracking there's no credence to the first goal wins theory as well.

When configuring the schedule I tried to find equilibrium between team and coaching prowess - within a conference. Not sure it's the best schedule for every team but I think on the whole it's pretty nonpartisan. Creating a schedule for 21 teams that is reasonable is rather daunting actually (for me at least), and knowing what I know now it probably would of been a little different. The teams with a more shallow depth pool (Hartford, Toronto, Winnipeg, and New York I.) are more likely to play world beaters like Calgary, Washington, Chicago or Pittsburgh at home in an attempt to level the ice. Which is the reason why you play Hartford and the Islanders away. Sorry if you feel slighted but Gartner should be knocking a lifetime supply of water bottles regardless if it's in your own jungle, or taking the circus on the row-ad - off the rails on a crazy train.

Fake! No woman who ever gave love to Ron Barr would give her supple loins to another man.

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