I dreamt that I logged onto nhl94.com, looked in the Classic '94 League forum, and saw...updated standings!
I really should have recognized that it was a dream at that point. I guess it didn't really matter, though, because I soon heard some weird noises. It turned out that the dog was having some sort of weird dream herself and was making the noises, so I woke up, nudged and shook her (she sleeps between my wife and I on the bed) and got her to shut up.